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Song Parodies -> "Throw A Baton"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up The Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Throw A Baton"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

my friend the new gymnast
can bend all pretzel-ly
she has a size one ass
I'm marching on this seed field

I don't have much to give
I use all what I've got
I'm big, she's trim and gaunt
I'm better, so I thought...

I... I can throw a baton
I will show everyone how hight it's up..
gonna tell ya that I.. love the halftime parade
and every time there's a game, I throw one up..
I'm gonna thrw a baton
I'm gonna throw a baton

I did a crummy job...
I dropped it it was rough
I want to repartake
and throw it way up above...

every time I throw it up,
it spins and the it's comin down
maybe something's wrong with me, I'm always very mumbl-y
maybe it's obesity

I... I can throw a baton
I will show everyone how hight it's up..
gonna tell ya that I.. love the halftime parade
and every time there's a game, I throw one up..
I'm gonna thrw a baton
I'm gonna throw a baton

I'm gonna throw a baton
throw it 45 times so I can move on........

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alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
throwin' 5s
Eac Zefron - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Malc, did you forget one of the "G"'s in your last name??

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