my friend the new gymnast
can bend all pretzel-ly
she has a size one ass
I'm marching on this seed field

I don't have much to give
I use all what I've got
I'm big, she's trim and gaunt
I'm better, so I thought...

I... I can throw a baton
I will show everyone how hight it's up..
gonna tell ya that I.. love the halftime parade
and every time there's a game, I throw one up..
I'm gonna thrw a baton
I'm gonna throw a baton

I did a crummy job...
I dropped it it was rough
I want to repartake
and throw it way up above...

every time I throw it up,
it spins and the it's comin down
maybe something's wrong with me, I'm always very mumbl-y
maybe it's obesity

I... I can throw a baton
I will show everyone how hight it's up..
gonna tell ya that I.. love the halftime parade
and every time there's a game, I throw one up..
I'm gonna thrw a baton
I'm gonna throw a baton

I'm gonna throw a baton
throw it 45 times so I can move on........