-> "The Curse; Tut ‧ Best Leave Sleepin'"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Parody Song Title:
"The Curse; Tut ‧ Best Leave Sleepin'"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
I used to think it was just an old yarn
But this mummy is causing alarm
Now I'm certain I will come to harm
Accursed; King Tut - don't pry up his remains
Because that guy you dug up once held the thrown
The curse; Tut - best leave sleepin'
Leave him alone
Disturbed mummy comes creepin'
When he comes at you that mummy does lurch
You'll want to run right out of here into church
[brief instrumental break]
That chill haunts me; I've turned white
Tut's tomb freaks me out; I fear I will die
Now my future just doesn't seem bright
'Cause if I'm caught my life goes down the drain
Bye-bye!
Save me; he's rising once again now, oh-oh
Oh -
That curse just doesn't leave us
Quaking; I moan
Accursed Tut; Oh, dear Jesus
Now I'm trembling and in fright I'm immersed
Now I'm flipping out; my heart may soon burst
[instrumental break]
Yes, he'll haunt you 'cause he's riled
'Cause his resting place has now been defiled
And the vengeance that he takes won't be mild
You messed with Tut; you won't do that again
Mummy's alive again; my fear it does grow
Oh, no, oh
It seems nuts, but believe it
Mummy; he groans
Disturbed Tut; now it grieves us
'Cause a mummy's tomb should not be disturbed
When that's done he's sure to be perturbed
Oh, woe, oh
A hearse comes to retrieve us
Look out below!
Cursed by Tut; Rest in Peace, yes
Don't pry him up, my friend
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