-> "I Wanna Buy A New Bra"
Original Song Title:
"Soak Up The Sun"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Buy A New Bra"
The Lyrics
My boobs are getting big
Guys stare right at my cleavage
My tits can really sag
I need a double D cup
My nipples get so hard
Whatever times I get cold
It just really hurts my back
I don't wanna get breast cancer
I wanna buy a new bra
I want a strong one that holds by boobs up straight
I'm gonna tell mom that
I need to go the mall
I'm not girl anymore - I'm growing up!
I wanna buy a new bra
I gotta have a new bra
I've got a crooked spine
It really hurts when walking
To keep my back up straight
I need a double d bra
Everytime I walk around, my boobs just jiggle, bounce up and down, that's a pain, it really hurts, I need a bra under my shirt, take me to the mall right now, so I can buy a brand new bra
I have to buy a new bra
I gotta have it hold my boobs up straight
I gotta tell mom that
I've got no one to blame
I'm not a girl anymore - I'm growing up!
I must buy a new bra
I'm gonna go to the mall to buy one now
I'm gonna tell mom that
I've got no one to blame
I'm not a girl anymore - I'm growing up!
I just bought a new bra
It feels so nice - now my boobs don't shake all around!
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