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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Just Poo"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had Your Love"

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Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Just Poo"

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The Lyrics

If I could just poo
There would be no need for prune juice
No all bran, cranberry juice
Or baked beans forcing me to go

I could eat whatever I pleased
Pizza pie, t-bone steaks, chocolate cake, many types of cheese

If I could just poo
I would be happy
Wouldn't be straining
If I could just poo
Wouldn't need a supp
Or an enema
If I could just poo


If my bowels opened
Naturally like they're supposed to
Without strain, without pain
No effort, it slides out easy


If I could just poo
Wouldn't be straining
Wouldn't need a supp

Ooohh owwwwww

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