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Song Parodies -> "Chicago Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Take You There"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sean Kingston

Parody Song Title:

"Chicago Bears"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They can go for a touchdown
Score a certain field goal
They were the Chicago Bears
And they can go for a sack
Against a running back
They were the Chicago Bears

All the fans they know, they're tougher that they fall
The bigger that these players are
It's no problem, guys, they were heroes
They're Chicago Bears
They could totally topple 'em all
Will New York Jets go way too far
Scoring much higher than zero
Chicago, fight fair!

Who will go for punts?
Nerds, you'll be alright
The team of Chicago
Those guys play side by side
Well, who would try to outsmart Arizona?
Who would screw Oakland, California?

They can go for a touchdown
Score a certain field goal
They were the Chicago Bears
And they can go for a sack
Against a running back
They were the Chicago Bears
They're still in Chicago (Chicago)
Chicago (Chicago)
They were the Chicago Bears
They're still in Chicago (Chicago)
Chicago (Chicago)
They were the Chicago Bears

Hey guys, don't be shy, can't deny
When the players of the bears might lose
Will the bears win the game tonight?
Dolphins on the loose
Now we're straight to Philadelphia
It's the Eagles, that's where they're from
See the never-give-up Bears
From Chicago's slums

The Chicago team
In the sport of football
The smarter they were
The tougher they'd fall
Will the New York Giants make them paralyzed
Packer fans, don't get mad, but everything's all right

They can go for a touchdown
Score a certain field goal
They were the Chicago Bears
And they can go for a sack
Against a running back
They were the Chicago Bears
They're still in Chicago (Chicago)
Chicago (Chicago)
They were the Chicago Bears
They're still in Chicago (Chicago)
Chicago (Chicago)
They were the Chicago Bears

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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littleChicagoCakes - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Go Bears! Sorry < J J > I'll cheer for your beloved "Pack" too, inspite of Big Brett !
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, this song is simply amazing. You've just scored 5555 points for the Amiright team. I'm going to echo the late great Chris Farley here by saying: "Da bears".

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