Mr. Washable, K-Fed, Britney!

[Chorus:]
You can make out with Madonna
And inspire Chris Crocker
Then you would be Britney Spears
And you could drive to the Gap
With Shawn Preston on your lap
Holy shit, that’s Britney Spear
You know that it’s Britney, Yeah its Britney
OMG its Britney Spears

[Verse One:]
Baby girl, you know it’s tough to be Britney
She had to sleep with Kevin Federline
And she shaved her head, but she’s not crazy
She was just tired of her hair
And no matter what other people say
She did save it till she was married
To that one guy, what was his name?
Timberlake is a liar

[Hook:]
Do not worry Britney
Just know I’m on your side
Who cares if Cross Roads Sucked?
And least your songs are alright
And yes you do lip sing
But not all the time
Just when your voice was horsed
From blowin Federline

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[Verse Two:]
Shawty hit the Paparazzi with
An umbrella, but just listen
It was because she just listened
To Rihanna, and she liked that song
So stop freaking out, saying she’s crazy
She was just tryna get crunk
So what if she flashes her vagina
Just leave Britney alone (Leave Britney Alone!)

[Hook] [Chorus]

Oops She, Did It, Again, Baby One More Time
And She’s, Lucky, You Drive Me Crazy, Everytime

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