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Song Parodies -> "Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth"

Original Performer:

Santana feat. Rob Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Boobs"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Thanks to Spaff for the other boob names, and my first parody in 3 months
Man there’s some hot ones
Like several inches around Double D Cups
Your frost detectors they could just melt everyone
My god they’re so huge
They’re not discreet cause they’re bigger than Mona Lisa’s
You’re the reason ,we’re starin’
Watch you slowly move


And if you say that I;m not good enough
I would, tell you that I love your bust
I love, your big huge boobs
Oh its so true

Like round milk cartons, Pam Anderson’s too
I hope your asscheeks are just as big too
They got the kind of look that they are real smooth
Tell with your heart,are they real?
Or silicone, don’t doubt it

Let’s have a big fling
When your cleavage shows up in pouring rain
Your sexy breasts and every step I see they’re calling me out
You hear the stereo ,walking in rhythm with your DeLillos
You walk past me, then I follow you ‘round slow
Follow you round and round


CHORUS:
And they look like cantaloupes, or two full moons
Im gonna watch you undress in the locker room
I’ll climb right through the vents to watch you on the loo, yeah
Hope you don’t fart, have a spill
Or else forget about it

(guitar solo)

CHORUS:
And I saw them and “Oh shit look them balloons”
Hope I don’t seem like a horny perv to you
Exactly what I am when it comes to boobs,yeah
Show me your tarts, and theyre real
Or else forget about it
I won’t forget about this
A wet t-shirt contest?
If not how about my bed?
How about some T&a
Ill have your T&A right now now, along with your DNA
Boobs silicone? Don’t doubt it oh no no, I wont forget about em
Now now now, let’s not forget about it

(Get dressed? Forget about it, Look best right there no doubt it)

(Guitar solo until fade)
2007,2008 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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UnKnown-B - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, You're a celebrity ?? of boobmania, perhaps??
Red Ant - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Jack. Welcome back to the site man.
Peregrin - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
3 x 5's for the subject matter! Oh, oops, the parody too! Welcome back, Jack! "Frost detectors" ???
Agrimorfee - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Amiright Idol) Hi Jack. Funny how I liked Ethan's choruses better than the verses. Here, i liked the verses more. There seemed to be a rush to get those choruses in-- indeed, the OS words creep in more and more (and the pacing got questionable) as the song progresses.
UnKnownVent - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful Sir, are you licensed to work in the vents??
Below Average Dave - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(AmIRight Idol) I love the OS choice, but this one doesn't seem to have the same amount of detail in the end as in the beginning Jack, it actually seems like you gave up, which is unfortunate because the idea was funny and it was working.
Red Ant - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
The reuse of a few lines in a new context worked okay for me. I thought this was titty, err, witty, pretty funny and well paced, though you nearly lost a point on pacing for putting in the confusing "CHORUS:": the "And if you say that I'm not good enough..." part (pre-chorus)repeats just once in the song, and you varied the other choruses, thus they didn't need to be identified with "CHORUS".

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