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Oh I wish I was a Duck Hunter With Branches Im my hair
In '77 and '69 we were hunting Grizzly bears
I was born too late in the wood full of hare
Oh I wish I was a Duck hunter with peanuts in my hair

When the head of state was shooting doves
and we all had grizzly bear for lunch
When Muesli went with Pasta and there was no burger king
When McDonalds didn't have control
And the Chicken wrap was never cold
And lions were still scary and we didn't know everything

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When pop tars were still nice to sniff
And ignorance could still be bliss
And when cod gave off steam it was eaten im my lair
My mom and dad ate all the cheese
And anchovies was still a dream
And the thing we had for lunch for lunch were peanuts that were stale

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When people liked there chicken hot
And chicken bites was all they stocked
And the super spicy tai food was still drifting out in space
Kids were eating Spam with dad
And Restaurants were still full of sound
And footballers still ate Grizzly bear with ketchup that were stale

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I was born too late into woods full of hare
Oh I wish I was a Duck hunter with branches in my hair