-> "I Wish I Was A Terrorist (with Some C4 In My Hand)"
Original Song Title:
"I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker"
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish I Was A Terrorist (with Some C4 In My Hand)"
Parody Written by:
Shadowman
The Lyrics
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I know I would train real hard
in Afghanistan
I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I have got a plan today
maybe I will drive my car
with some radioactive matter
and a little bit of bling.
Well, the things went boom
by remote control
And the bomb really
made a hole
Now allah will be real
scary
to those who did him sin
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train real hard
in afghanistan
I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
Well, George W Bush
was really pissed
He let out an evil hiss
So 'ol Blair called the queen
and she let Brittania sail
So they decided
to blame Saddam
And then invaded
his homeland
And their crusade
wouldn't stop until he
rotted in some jail
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train real hard
in afghanistan
I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
When George W Bush
was still on top
And Saddams jury
was sealed and stocked
They sent Saddams soul
drifting out into space
North Korea made
a warning sound
And detonated a nuke
underground
And George W Bush
was left again with
mud across his face
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I Know I would train
real hard in afghanistan
I got on a plane too late
into a war than wouldn't end
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
I was born too late into
a world that soon wont be there
Oh I wish I was a terrorist
with some C4 in my hands
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Total Votes: | 5 |
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