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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Woz A Chav Proper"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker"

Original Performer:

Sandi Thom

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Woz A Chav Proper"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

you UK members will understand some of the words to this, i'm sure
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair

We stay up late, throwing broken glass
And we drive around in stolen cars
Our music's mainly rappers and our radios would break
Our parents do not have control
And the media couldn't buy us off
Computers still worth stealing, we think we own everything

Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair

The cops don't stop our hassling
We just turn and say, "you take the piss"
And when we start smoking a spliff, we turn a whiter shade of pale
My mum and dad are in their teens
In label-fakes like caps and jeans
And if you see us, don't you touch, or we'll send you hate mail

Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair

Our records state that we look tough
When we can't even handle puff
And to maintain our survival, we'll come round and smash your face
Kids are scared we'll hunt them down
The elderly will shit their gowns
And the football gang's our rivals, they turn up and wreck the place

Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair

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kristian - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL dude. I'm ROTFL over that
Dazzle - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Cannot stand chavs, fairly good but not as good as B.Y.O.B parody
minnie - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
this is a good parody that explains the stuff happening nowadays but it is not very funny
dzseukzyketuiy - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
i hate these people that think there so funny

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