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Song Parodies -> "True Gas"

Original Song Title:

"True"

Original Performer:

Ryan Cabrera

Parody Song Title:

"True Gas"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

The sober lament of a TERRIBLE gland.
I can't eat
I can't drink
I won't budge till you finally see
That you must leave me

You might think I don't pain
But in my colon
In the corner of my bowels
I'm weakened by you

I'm a pig
Its true
Cause I'm afraid to pass this wind
Can I squeeze, your hand?
Cause my gas keeps forming faster

Chorus:
I've lost eight of my lives
Squeezin this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will so fight
It's time to clump
Every muscle in my rump
All my life I've pushed hard
To get rid of you

I don't know , what to do,
Every time you start to form inside
I'm afraid to lift
My leg
It sucks

I'm just scared to feel the tremors
Which gas are you?
Do you even know you pain me?

I've lost eight of my lives
Squeezin this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will not play,
It's time to try, colon irrigation today

All my life, what straining,
My face is blue

I know when I leave, i'll be seeing a Vet. soon
This gas I rue

I've lost eight of my lives,
Pushin this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will not play,
It's time to try, colon cleansing at a zoo
All my life's vexation,
Gettin rid of you.

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