I can't eat
I can't drink
I won't budge till you finally see
You must get out of me

You might think I don't pain
But in my colon
In the corner of my bowels
I'm weakened by you
I'm a pig
Its true
Cause I'm afraid to pass this wind
Can I squeeze your hand?
Cause my gas keeps forming faster

Chorus:
I've lost eight of my lives
To squeeze this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will so fight
It's time to clench
Every muscle in my rump
All my life I've pushed hard
To get rid of you

I don't know what to do,
Every time you start to form inside
I'm afraid to lift
My leg
It sucks

I'm just scared to feel the vibrating
Which elements help you?
Do you even know you pain me?

I've lost eight of my lives
To squeeze this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will not play,
It's time to try, colon irrigation today

All my life, what strainage,

My face is blue

I know when I see the doctors, the scent brings such tears,
But this gas I rue

I've lost eight of my lives,
To push this strife
Out of my colonic tubes
So I will not play,
It's time to try, colon cleansing at a zoo
All my life's vexation,
To get rid of you.