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Song Parodies -> "Opposite of Fine"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Opposite of Fine"

Parody Written by:

uwannakno??

The Lyrics

Story of my face
I really hate to say
People keep avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Because it seems that it
Keeps away my company

I look more like a man
And this is very true
Like how people say the sky is blue
But storms are rolling in
Cuz I should my face again
Maybe I should start anew

Cuz I know that I'm what they call the opposite of fine
But whats that sayin: beauty is on the inside
That's a load of BS

I don't wanna look like this no more
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out my door
I see people run away and hide
I don't wanna be this anymore
I don't wanna take away their sight
I don't wanna be an eye patcher

A pimple here or there
Slipt ends in my hair
My face has lived another day
No kisses on my cheek
Because their lips will bleed
That's what mommy and daddy say

They say it won't be long
Just hang on in there girl
A lie they didn't have to tell
because people know
No I don't have to show
That face really looks like hell

And I know that I'm what they call the opposite of fine
But whats that sayin: beauty is on the inside
That's a load of BS

I don't wanna look like this no more
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out my door
I see people run away and hide
I don't wanna be this anymore
I don't wanna take away their sight
I don't wanna be an eye patcher

My face at this rate
I might as well take a gun and put it to my head
Just get it over with
I don't wanna look like this...anymore

And I don't wanna look like this no more
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out my door
I see people run away and hide
I don't wanna be this anymore
I don't wanna take away their sight
I don't wanna be an eye patcher

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Lisa - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
That was really excellent! I hate Rhianna, so that works for me! Thanks
Kat - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't say I know your pain, but I'm sympathetic.
SevenSwords - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
It started off a bit weak in the beginning for me, but you really picked it up and the rest was great, very well written!
uwannakno?? - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks omg thank u thank u for commentin. but i dont hate Rihanna i really do like her but i was sittin there listenin to her song and i was thinkin of stupid stuff so i turned it into a parody. but dont try to be funny cuz i aint ugly kk??
Francois B. - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
it was funny it started weak as sevenswords stated, very good articualting for the words though and i don't think she's ugly and i do hate that song .

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