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Song Parodies -> "Shut Up and Drive (Bonnie & Clyde)"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up and Drive"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Shut Up and Drive (Bonnie & Clyde)"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

The historic story of Bonnie & Clyde in song form. (As sung by Bonnie)
Verse 1: I’ve been waiting for a man that can bring me thrills
You say your name is Clyde Barrow, and you give me chills
I’m Bonnie Parker, and I’m ready to go
A pair whose names everybody will know

Hook: So are you ready, let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for?
Our guns are cocked, this is no joke, joke, joke
We got the money, so let’s go, go, go, go

Chorus: After we have robbed the bank, and we have done the deed
Get our Ford Fordor on up to cruising speed
Clyde can handle cops, and can run all the lights
The police, they are going to chase us all night
We’ll go 0 to 60 in 3.5
Baby we got the cash
Now shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)

Verse 2: We jump into our 1934 Fordor
Got all the drive, a whole artillery just like before
Clyde and I can handle anything that may come
Robbing banks is our life, and it is easily done

Hook: So are you ready, let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for?
Our guns are cocked, this is no joke, joke, joke
We got the money, so let’s go, go, go, go

Chorus: After we have robbed the bank, and we have done the deed
Get our Ford Fordor on up to cruising speed
Clyde can handle cops, and can run all the lights
The police, they are going to chase us all night
We’ll go 0 to 60 in 3.5
Baby we got the cash
Now shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)

Bridge: Cuz we robbed the bank, got what we want (got it, got it)
Won’t stop, that’s a sure shot
Ain’t it surprising huh, we surviving
I ain’t even worried
So put it in the bag
(Bag, bag, bag, bag, bag….)

Hook: So are you ready, let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for?
Our guns are cocked, this is no joke, joke, joke
We got the money, so let’s go, go, go, go

Chorus: After we have robbed the bank, and we have done the deed
Get our Ford Fordor on up to cruising speed
Clyde can handle cops, and can run all the lights
The police, they are going to chase us all night
We’ll go 0 to 60 in 3.5
Baby we got the cash
Now shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)

Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive (drive, drive, drive)
December 5, 2010

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