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Song Parodies -> "Unforeheadable"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Unforeheadable"

Parody Written by:

Brandon Koykko

The Lyrics

Please listen to the song before reading this.
Story of my life,
Trying to hide my forehead right,
but it keeps showing on me.
Sorrow in my soul,
cause I can't fit in this thong,
and no one'll screw me.

This is more than a forehead,
a five-head or above.
It's bigger than the sky its true.
All the crowd is cheering
Because I'm gone again
And my talent just isn't true.

And I know they know I suck,
All like "What the fuck?"
And they start to through stuff.
I think everyone is dying.

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Every time I walk on stage
I see them plug their ears and die.

I don't wanna fuck-up anymore
I can't sing for my life
I don't want to be....
Jay-Z's Gangsta

I hear it in the air.
My singing is a scare.
Almost as bad as Beyonce.
A punch on the cheek, cause I cant get laid,
I think this dress is bad taste.

Say I can't sell a record,
cause I have a cold
A lie I didn't have to tell,
Cause we all know I blow,
And we know it very well.

And I know that I really do blow
At being a singing hoe
And it kills me inside.
To know that I look like a guy.
I can see Simon Cowel dying.

I don't wanna do this anymore.
The world knows imma whore.
And every time O walk into a store
The automatic doors just don't work anymore.

I don't know how to count to four,
Opps, did I fart?
I don't wanna be...
Rihanna.

The disgust,
I might as well as put a gun to my forehead
Its way too big.
I don't wanna be me anymore.

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Simple Rinkle - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! This is the best song parody I have read so far! so funny! I love her, but her forehead is just damn too big! Awesome
Panic! I'm The Bimbo - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
hey man cant be talkin bout ppl wit big foreheads k???? besides she aint a hoe and she can sing alrite but she aint no beyonce.

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