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Song Parodies -> "A Murderer"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"A Murderer"

Parody Written by:

Wynevra Prewett

The Lyrics

I was boreddd...x) Coulda been better... ...Has some of the original lyrics... ...Well, people've already told me that they liked my "Hey There Delilah" parody better.
Story of my life
Searching for the knife
But it keeps avoiding me
Arrow in my soul
Cause it seems that he
Really loves my company

He's more than a fan
And this is more than love
The reason that my heart is blue
The guys are rollin in
Because I strike again
And to them I just can't be true

And I know that they know I'm unfaithful
And it kills hims inside
To know that I'll be killing
All of his best guys
I can see them dyin

He don't wanna do this anymore
He don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I stalk him at the door
I see him die a little more inside
I just wanna keep on hurting them
I just wanna take away their life
I just wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I pull out their hair
I'll beat 'em on another date
A gash upon their cheeks
As I reluctantly
Go to my work at late
I say death, it won't be long
Just hang 'em on the branch
This story is just my retell
Becuase we both know
A' murdering, I go
And we know it very well

And I know that they know I'm unfaithful
And it kills hims inside
To know that I'll be killing
All of his best guys
I can see them dyin

He don't wanna do this anymore
He don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I stalk him at the door
I see him die a little more inside
I just wanna keep on hurting them
I just wanna take away their life
I just wanna be...
A murderer

His love, my lust
To see myself take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
He don't wanna do this anymore
Anymore
(Uh)
Anymore (anymore)

He don't wanna do this anymore
He don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I stalk him at the door
I see him die a little more inside
I just wanna keep on hurting them
I just wanna take away their life
I just wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)

No no no no
Yeah yeah yeah

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little-Kill-Cakes - April 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . I dial 'M' for Murder.
Wynevra Prewett - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
my new website link is http://wynevra.webs.com

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