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Song Parodies -> "Good Jedi Gone Bad"

Original Song Title:

"The Umbrella Song"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Good Jedi Gone Bad"

Parody Written by:

James Horstman

The Lyrics

Ahuh ahuh (yea Darth Vader)
Ahuh ahuh (good Jedi gone bad)
Ahuh ahuh (light sabre... action)
Ahuh ahuh
In the Millenium Falcon
Travelling through hyperspace
Ain't like dusting crops boy.
When the empire come we gone
Outrun Stardestroyers
She can do the Kessel run
In less than twelve parsecs
Me and the Wookie
Won it from Lando Calrissian, Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy
Han and Luke rescued Princess Leia
Obi-wan where you at?

[Verse 1]

That huge Death Star, it blew Alderaan apart
We torpedoed it, with help from Han and Obi-wan
Darth Vader dressed in dark, he flew off afar
But the empire they struck back
The Emporer wanted Luke to die
Because

[Chorus]
His light sabres shines
Obi Wan Kenobi
Told Luke the force will be with you
Said I'll always be your friend
Took a Jedi's oath imma stick it out 'till the end
On Dagobah it's raining more than ever
Luke did not want Yoda's supper
Bet he wished he brought some nutella
Bet he wished he brought some nutella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Brought some nutella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Brought some nutella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Brought some nutella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[Verse 2]

Jedis crave not fancy things, nor revenge or hate
Luke it is your destiny, now and for eternity
Near the end of the second part
Darth Vader is really Luke Skywalkers father
With you at my side, together we'll rule the galaxy
Because

[Chorus]
Where is my hyperdrive?
Han tried to kiss Leia
Once told him she'd rather kiss a wookie
Said "Well that can be arranged"
Without the hyperdrive looks like this is the end
A scoundrel well I like the sound of that
They stood there holding each other
Jabba the Hut is walking salmonella
Jabba the Hut is walking salmonella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Walking Salmonella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Walking salmonella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Walking Salmonella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[Bridge]
But now the Death star is back
It's about to be fully armed
(Saved by a wookie)
(He commendered an Imperial walker)
The Death Star blew up in the sky of Endor
Because..

[Chorus]
The Ewoks took out the shields
They like to swing on vines
Luke made peace with his father
Yoda also died at the end
A Jedi Luke became, he has learned patience
Now Leia loves Han more than ever
Princess Leia and Luke have the same mother
Eclectically dressed Queen Amidala
Eclectically dressed Queen Amidala
(Ala ala eh eh eh)
Dressed Queen Amidala
(Ala ala eh eh eh)
Dressed Queen Amidala
(Ala Ala eh eh eh)
Dressed Queen Amidala
(Ala ala eh eh eh eh eh eh)

We were waiting (waiting)
For episode one and two
Who can name for me
chapter three
They were not entertaining
Now we're just paining
Obi-wan please hear our plea
Kill Jarjar Binks

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Stephen Harrington - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know the original, but am familiar with Star Wars, an entertaining read. 555
Vitriolic - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
That's awesome. I love it. :) The original song is wicked too.

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