Song Parodies -> "Return to School (Schoolkid's Dilemma)"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Return to School (Schoolkid's Dilemma)"

Parody Written by:

Simpsonite

The Lyrics

Summer's gone. :( I wish I could ask the DJ to pon de replay back on summer.

[Verse 1]
Well summer's gone again.
What to do with my spray-on tan?
I need to pack away
My cheap electric fan

Baby, it's no surprise
That I gotta buy school supplies
I'd skip first day at school
But what's my alibi?

[Chorus]
Well the sun's gone, here come September
Will I live through this semester?
Who says that I need an ed?
Mom and dad say they're charging me for the rent
Now the first day has come and hither
I'll say I'm under the weather
I can't stand scents of manila
Understand, this is my own dilemma

Emma, Emma, Eh Eh
(A student's dilemma)
Emma, Emma, Eh Eh

[Verse 2]

Don't start the car
'Cause, momma, I feel subpar
I ain't no drama queen
Go to work, au revoir

I'd rather be home in bed
And nurse my throbbin' head
Just tell the principal
Tomorrow, we'll meet instead

Because

[Chorus II]
If the school call, tell them I'm hella
Sick, contracted salmonella
Get school out my head
Took a break, I'll enroll next year intead
Is it raining out the window?
Hurricane's a-brewin', I'm sure.
I'll stay in until December
Pondering this schoolkid's dilemma

Emma, Emma, Eh Eh
(A student's dilemma)
Emma, Emma, Eh Eh

[Bridge]
I can't appreciate art
History don't have my heart
Math's hatin' me (Math's hatin' me)

'Cause English is such a bitch
I've acquired a nervous twiiiiitch

Because

[Chorus]
Well the sun's gone, here come September
Will I live through this semester?
Who says that I need an ed?
Mom and dad say they're charging me for the rent
Now the first day has come and hither
I'll say I'm under the weather
I can't stand scents of manila
Understand, this is my own dilemma

Emma, Emma, Eh Eh
(A student's dilemma)
Emma, Emma, Eh Eh

'Ducation', Ooh babe, education
Is really hurting me
Is hurting me

'Ducation', Ooh babe, education
Is really hurting me
Is hurting me

School's such a pain
School's such a pain
Math's hatin' me

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Below Average Dave - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

You might get hit for your uncensored edit, but I on the other hand won't judge that because I think it adds presence to your parody. Your vocabulary use in this word was impressive, as was most of your pacing. I remember back in high school, you captured those feelings very well, I commend you on this one, good job.

2Eagle - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment

You captured the spirit of Bart Simpson.

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