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Song Parodies -> "Unathletic"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Unathletic"

Parody Written by:

Spusic

The Lyrics

Unfaithful? more like Unathletic
Put my shoes on tight
Running for my life
But this kids in front of me
How'd he get away
I'm gunna lose today
So I try to top his speed
He's more than ahead
And this is more than fast
A hurdles comes up to me
The hurdles coming in
I leap and fall again
My knees get black and blue

[Chorus]
Cuz everyone knows that im unathletic
and they all laugh inside
and im so miserable
i stood up and i cried
..they could hear my crying

I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the floor

I practice everyday
With cars in my way
Jumping over stacks of hay
Maybe I should bowl
All you do is roll
As if i can even play?
I say I'll try baseball
I don't stick to it long
Maybe I can try football
But Oh My God No
Cuz I am really slow
And I will get frichen nailed

[Chorus]
Cuz everyone knows that im unathletic
and they all laugh inside
and im so miserable
i stood up and i cried
..they could hear my crying

I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the floor

Ohh noo.
Im dust.
I mine as well take one good look
Lets get it over with
I dont want to do this.. anymore..

Whhhyyyyyyy
im on the flooorrrr

I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the flooOoOor

OoOwwww
Im on the floor

No No No!!
oooooooooo

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uwannakno?? - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thats was tooooo funny i was ova here in tears!!!
helga - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I have a little fat kid running in my mind to Rihanna's song right now XD Good job.

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