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Song Parodies -> "Salmonella"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Salmonella"

Parody Written by:

Exactly Midnight

The Lyrics

I'm surprised nobody's parodied this yet. Here's my version! Should be recording it soon :)
I went out for lunch for something nice to munch
I chose a nice café, they were doing a buffet
Filled up with casserole and mini sausage rolls
But the chicken drumsticks, they made me feel sick
Because

The preparation was overlooked and the chicken was undercooked
And so the piece that I just ate, it made me discombobulate
Now that the food has made me iller, and I'm experiencing nausea
I think I've contracted salmonella
I think I've contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella

These germs you see, disrupt my immunity
And they attack my spleen, I get headaches and fatigue
Microbacterial, Gastrointestinal
And my appetite, it isn't there at all
Why's that?

The Gram-negative enterobacteria seems to always cause typhoid fever,
And weakens all of my insides whilst producing hydrogen sulphide
Now that the food has made me iller, and I'm experiencing nausea
I think I've contracted salmonella
I think I've contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella

I've been lying ill for days, it's okay don't be amazed
It usually takes about a day or three to clear
But now I've learnt to always look to make sure food's properly cooked
Because

When I am ill it takes forever to nurse me back until I'm better
Just stuck with abdominal cramps, until my health has been revamped
Now that the food has made me iller, and I'm experiencing nausea
I think I've contracted salmonella
I think I've contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Contracted salmonella

I'm spewing, Oh dear I'm spewing
I've got food poisoning, avoid me
I'm barfing, please stop your laughing
My dicky tummy isn't funny
Ella. Ella. Ella.Eh. Site.

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Below Average Dave - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Be careful with that Samonella man. . .that's dangerous;) No Penut Butter for you . . .anything new on the recording end for this one?
doodydan - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
it doesnt fit try sumthing else

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