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Song Parodies -> "Pathetic"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Pathetic"

Parody Written by:

Caryn

The Lyrics

Ah yes. Another NBA parody. I figured the 76ixers could use a song every since they lost their beloved Iverson. Disclaimer: This song could never capture the torture we all take when watching them play without Allen Iverson.
Story of the year
No Iverson here
Went to play for Denver's team
Sorrow in our souls
Cause it's just a fact
Losing loves our company
He wasn't just a man
We won because of him
Why he left? We're all confused
Clouds are rolling in
Chris Webber should have left,
if we all could really choose

Bridge:
And we know that
We won't make the playoffs, and it kills us inside
to know that we could
if we still had A.I
Our team 's pathetic

Chorus:
We dont want to play anymore
We really don't see a reason why
Cause every time we step on the court
we play like we have no life
We don't want to play anymore
We already lost twelve times
We don't want to be- like the Knicks


Feel it in the air
There are no more cheers
Because the crowd misses their star
No more sold out seats
As we play reluctantly
cause this game wont go very far
Our coach tries to say
that we can win this game
A lie he didn't have to tell
Because we all know
that us winning is a joke
and we know it very well

Bridge:
And we know that
We won't make the playoffs, and it kills us inside
to know that we could
if we still had A.I
Our team 's pathetic

Chorus:
We dont want to play anymore
We really don't see a reason why
Cause every time we step on the court
we play like we have no life
We don't want to play anymore
We already lost twelve times
We don't want to be- like the Knicks

Our, team sucks
We might as well take out guns,
and get arrested
Like Allen Iverson
We don't want to play this

We dont want to play anymore
We really don't see a reason why
Cause every time we step on the court
we play like we have no life
We don't want to play anymore
We already lost twelve times
We don't want to be- like the Knicks

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