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Song Parodies -> "Is It's Toothpaste That You Want"

Original Song Title:

"If It's Lovin That You Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Is It's Toothpaste That You Want"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

It wants to let you know
That you dont have to go
Dont wonder no more
What It thinks about you

[chorus]
If it's toothpaste that you want
You should make it your snack (Your Snack)
If it's toothpaste that you need
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque)
If it's toothpaste that you want
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me)
Cause everything you need
Its got it right here baby (baby)

Now it's Colgate you need
A tool to come hold plaque down
With that one to give you minty breath
When no ones around
It will take away your gingavitis
That's one of your dreams
Cuz I can see your breath is kickin
You need it badly

Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away
So brush your teeth whenever you lonely
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away
You'll have protection You'll ahve it each day

[chorus]
If it's toothpaste that you want
You should make it your snack (Your Snack)
If it's toothpaste that you need
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque)
If it's toothpaste that you want
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me)
Cause everything you need
Its got it right here baby (baby)

It's good to know you have this feelin'
That it could be everything you ever wanted
In your, your fantasy
It won't push too hard to
Bust your teeth cuz
It's less intense
And It's not like every other tool you know
Colgate is the best

Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away
So brush your teeth whenever you lonely
Gi-gingavitis, dutty tartar, go away
You'll have protection You'll ahve it each day

[chorus 2x]
If it's toothpaste that you want
You should make it your snack (Your Snack)
If it's toothpaste that you need
Then it should take away your plaque (Away your plaque)
If it's toothpaste that you want
Come and take a brush wit me (Wit me)
Cause everything you need
Its got it right here baby (baby)

It wants let you know
That you dont have to go
Dont wonder no more
What It thinks about you

What it thinks about you man
It's got what you need
It will take away your plaque
Oh

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Stinky Marshmellow - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
lol thats awesome! i made a parody of this song too...but yours is better!! =D XD ^-^
Anna Bannana - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
that funny & cleva

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