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Song Parodies -> "She Tanks"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"She Tanks"

Parody Written by:

Jon Cox

The Lyrics

My first parody posted.
have you seen, that one huge girl
she makes the other guys wanna hurl
i hear she got so angry that she ate her mom, thats crazy...
oh my god, here she comes now
3 times bigger than an average cow
at the buffet get out of the way or your dead...yeah baby

you know with every step when she comes round
she's knockin tons of buildings down
she bigger than king kong, and her mouth is wide
if you don't want eaten then go run and hide cuz

she tanks, she tanks oh baby and
she droops, she droops, its amazing
cause she causes an earthquake wherever she goes
i wonder how she puts on her clothes cause
she tanks, she tanks
amazed by how much she droops, she droops
got nothin but fat on her hand
she reminds me of a fatter uglier roseanne

walk to me, see if she can
difficult when she can hardly stand
she's like a bowling ball and all of us are the pins, yeah baby
shes big, brutal, and freakin mean
plays 4 positions on the football team
got more chins than all of china combined, yeah baby

well a healthy diet is what she fears
she hasn't seen her feet in years
her blubber itself leaps many bound
weighing six hundred and fifty two pounds

cause she tanks she tanks, yeah baby and
she droops, she droops, its crazy
cause she looks like the kool aid man when she wears red
another calorie, shes still not dead oh
she tanks she tanks
crazy just how much she droops, she droops
no ones got a bigger butt
she could eat 80 hot dogs plus Chestnut


well a girl like her, is hard to find
shes got so much on her mind
cause in her stomach, theres enough food
to feed all of Africa and India to

She tanks, she tanks oh baby
and she droops, she droops, it amazing
she turns so slowly it takes all night
thats why she got her own signal light oh
she tanks, she tanks
amazed by how she droops, she droops
step on you and you'll go splat
i swear i have never seen a girl who is that fat

thanks for reading!

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