Song Parodies -> Hittin' on EmiLoca

Original Song Title:

"Livin' Da Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

  
Parody Song Title:

"Hittin' on EmiLoca"

Parody Written by:

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

Oh gawd I'm gunna regret this one but the chorus just sprung into my head whilst I
was reading one of her parodies. This song's about the failed attempt to hook
up with a fellow parody artist who lives on the other side of the world.
Forgive me EmiLoca! ;)
She rips off 'Intuition'.
Soundtracks ridiculed, LOL!
A meal was 'Malnutrition'.
Hair curls was Aladdin's goal.

Boo-hoo, English she's failing.
'Socks Stink' and 'American Wife'.
Vertigo from 'High Treason'.
Oh, Emi, You'reAllRight.

She'll paint the Rolling Stones black,
Gollum's panting vents his pain.
She makes me giggle crazy-like,
With her quaint old 'Paint' refrain.
Lightly pulls it from her brain.

Love bites AmiRight,
I'm hittin' on EmiLoca.
Makes luscious lampoon sounds.
Hittin' on EmiLoca.
She quips with level head,
Such a winning-dollar joker.
Me: asking her out.
Hittin' EmiLoca.
Smitten with EmiLoca.
I'm hittin' on EmiLoca.

Cracked up from her 'Don't Kiss Me'.
Just joking, I do hope... well?
She took my heart with her cute parodies.
I love her wit, wish to see this gal.

The clever minx caused laughter at that 'Nrd' Avril Lavigne.
Now to try to date her, hope she doesn't think I'm lame.
For Pete's sake, I'm so inane.

Love bites AmiRight, I'm hittin' on EmiLoca.
Let's paint bright red this town.
Hittin' on EmiLoca.
Her shirt's made of white thread,
Wish I had a super-soaker.
I'm nervous with doubt.
Hittin' on EmiLoca.
Smitten with EmiLoca.
I'm hittin' on EmiLoca.

She hated Iraq's clothes off,
Bush's rancid shamed campaign.
She can't walk to me with a hike,
So I paid to take a plane.
Quite the Casanova, eh?

Love bites AmiRight, I'm hittin' on EmiLoca.
Miss Flight, attend now.
Hittin' on EmiLoca.
What's this? Too far to tread?
QANTAS angry white boy polka!
Australia's failure,
Hittin' on EmiLoca.
Smitten with EmiLoca.
Now I'm quittin' on EmiLoca.
Oh, the shame...
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Pacing: 4.9
 
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EmiLoca - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I muchly prefer these lyrics to the original. ;) You've left me speechless, which is quite an accomplishment. And flattered. And giggling in hysteria. Pure genius, deserves nothing less than all 5's...although my opinion may be a bit biased, due to the fact that I'm the subject matter. This deserves some serious reciprocation on my part. Until I can find a word that rhymes with "Ralphing", will you marry me?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
YES! YES!!! Oh my , this diamond ring is just divine! We shall elope in a golden carriage led by gleaming stallions and live in the land of words-that-don't-have-other-words-that- rhyme-with-them! *sloppy cyber smooch*
EmiLoca - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Gleaming stallions? Gleaming with what? Natural sheen? Mouth fluid from the sloppy cyber smooch? I think we'd better just rent a limo, stuff the chauffer in the trunk and drive off into OrangePurpleSilverMonthRalphingland. (Those were the first 5 that came to mind.)
Chauncey Gardner - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I like to watch.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
The Italian stallions are gleamin' with se... err, something. Luckily they fit into the boot with the chauffer (Jim Carrey from Dumb & Dumber). Chauncey Gardener, you may come and watch our romantic wedding procession lead by the Door-hinge/Burp-pull/Still-fur/Huntth('hunts' with a lisp)/Gal-thing children from OrangePurpleSilverMonthRalphingland. No watching from the hotel onwards. EmiLoca, what colour-that-has-no-other-words-that-rhyme-with-it would you like the wedding dress to be? Purple, Orange, Aquamarine or Turquoise? You can pick out my groom apparel, whatever style you want!
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
The boot! And...colour!!! I love it! See why I proposed to this guy? Yes - all who decide to post a comment here are hereby invited to our wedding. It wouldn't be proper for me to wear white (not after last night), so I believe that a pale Aquamarine would suffice. Your groom apparel shall be a gaudy Turquoise sequined jumpsuit, and your shoes shall be made from gleaming stallionhide. How about a reception?
Your Worst Nightmare - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
*sniff* I always get emotional at weddings! :-)
neminem - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice... just saw your message about this parody on my "Internet Stranger" and thought I'd check it out. By the way Emiloca, on the subject of "OrangePurpleSilverMonthRalphingland", to paraphrase I forget which one of the Wayside School books, "Oh no, the baby's purple! What'll fix it? Bet a burp'll!" ;-) Oh, 5s.
Mikaela - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
time for the best friend to step in! heh i love this song but everyone loves her why not me for once!
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember that book! And then nothing rhymed with "pink"...good times, good times. *glares at Mikaela* You, of all people, should know the meaning of MINE.
neminem - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup. Like, "My mind's on the blink. I can't write poems. I stink!" So yes. Basically, that series was awesome.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Chauncey Gardner, neminem, Mikaela and Your Worst Nightmare are cordially invited (BYO cordial) to the wedding of Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) and EmiLoca to be held once I've finished all my High School Certificate work. The venue will be the point exactly between New South Wales Australia and Tennessee USA. If this turns out to be somewhere in the middle of the Pacific, so be it. Well, I'm off to get my gaudy Turquoise sequinned jumpsuit tailor made whilst my rural jackaroo associates get those gleaming stallions for my boots.
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mikaela is cordially uninvited to the wedding of Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) and EmiLoca, due to the fact that she is a lousy prat. (You see, now the chances of her showing up at the wedding have doubled!) Just an F.Y.I. - I don't live in Tennessee. :) Actually, I'm up the river and a couple states to the left. Perhaps we could have the wedding on a Pacific cruise! How blissfully typical!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, I'm sensing some conflict here with Mikaela. Wait a minute, that name sounds familiar... didn't we hook up in a chat room last spring break?
EmiLoca - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Knowing her, you probably did. She has a thing for chat-room hookings.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Also, Jake, I apologize for smacking you in the face a couple of days ago. Just be sure not to schedule the wedding when your reaction should come. "Do you, Jake A Ral--" "OWWWW!!!"
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Apology acc-OWWW!!! ......There we go, the wedding is good to go! (Oh, and Mikaela, DON'T tell EmiLoca about our illegitemate triplets.)
EmiLoca - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Too late for that, you scumbag. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America - I guess the rest cheat online. You know, I thought you'd be my ideal for marriage, not my ordeal. The wedding is hereby postponed, and I hope these tributary drops flooding my eyes are the travel agents for a damn long guilt trip. *sobs uncontrollably*
Your Worst Nightmare - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess this means no wedding... Will there still be cake?
neminem - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. I think this is the only parody I've seen where the comments field is being used as a place for a running joke between the author and the subject of the parody. I'm quite amused.
Jake A Ralphin (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, well I'm glad our Jerry-Springer-esque situation is amusing you all! Sorry for the confusion, EmiLoca, those illegitemate triplets were the result of Mikaela and I getting high from keyboard fumes and surfing the web together in a night of passion. I ended up with a tattoo on my desktop and she has three of those little baby things forever crawling around HER desktop. Remember, I'm not an American man, so will only cheat on you with myself, which is technically just taking a chore off your hands. (Ooh I love the wording of that one) As for Your Worst Nightmare. LET HIM EAT CAKE!!! (Withdrawing Marie Antoinette's guillotine) Tell me when you're ready to have the wedding, dear...
Your Worst Nightmare - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm starving! Wait... Jake... Why are you looking at me that way, Jake? Put down that sharp object, Jake!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll tell you why I've got this sharp object!!! *SLICE* My name is LUKE you dickhead! *DICE* Don't you get how Jake A Ralphing is a parody of J K Rowling?!!! *GASH* Die you beeatch!!! *SLASH* ...oh, hi EmiLoca. Do you like the new kitchen set we got as a wedding gift? I'll go wash them now...
Your Worst Nightmare - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I know your name is Luke, and Jake A Ralphing is a parody of JK Rowling, but I kinda like Jake better. Plus it gets on your nerves. :-)
EmiLoca - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
neminem: What joke? I believe that a typically callow cyber-romance is nothing to laugh at. Our feelings are completely serious. (Luke, stop laughing. No, I'm serious. Stop that. NOW. Not only are you putting our love to mockery, but do you know how eekish that looks with that bloody knife you're holding?) On a lighter note, I completely forgot about the cake aspect of the wedding. At this point, I don't care about the holy matrimony bit - I'm hungry. The wedding is on, and Your Worst Nightmare may have as much cake as he wishes, so long as he shares.
EmiLoca - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
5 minutes later...My humblest apologies for referring to Your Worst Nightmare as "he", if he is a she. But if he is a he, then I do not apologize, because calling him he would not be terribly offensive. If he or she is still deciding as to whether he or she is a she or he, I also do not apologize, for perhaps I aided he or she in their confusion.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
OK Emi, my love, YOU put down the knife now....
Your Worst Nightmare - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
EmiLoca, I am a "he". What, you couldn't tell!? lol
EmiLoca - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The "I always get emotional at weddings" confused me. But thank you for clearing that up. I don't know, dear...I'm rather attached to this knife. Why don't you take this considerably smaller one for security?
Your Worst Nightmare - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Just for fun, I'm going to take a knife too, and run around like a maniac. WOOHOO!!!! WATCH OUT, EVERYBODY!!!
T.J. Spindler - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
*sniff*.............*sniff*......... this is gonna be so.....happy........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! $:'0){=<
EmiLoca - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
*hands T.J. Spindler a tissue and a knife* You'll need this.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, make way, T.J.!!! HERE I COME!!!! *runs like a maniac with his disappointly shiny knife* This is so fun!
KaviR - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay so, i am like EmiLoca's best friend, and i better be the maid of honor! okay so i am moving and i must be invited so i have a reason to come back! and i am want a piece of that cake so i can keep it frozen and when ever i see it i will think...EMI! and maybe Luke....You guys will have a wonderful life together. *Sniff* *Sniff* happy endings make me cry a little. Okay so let me get this straight... Mikaela is not invited to the wedding right? She is my neighbor and i have to put up with her, and i couldn't stand her being included into one of the happiest days of my life (of course Emi's probably happier than me). Emi, i love you.... and you deserve him...*SNIFFLE* and the choice of wedding dress color is fabulous!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You would've thought that after so long of running around like a maniac with a disappointingly shiny knife would've---*SLICE* Oops!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Lorena Bobbitt!!! Can someone help me glue this back on, we're gunn need it for the wedding night!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm so sorry! *glances at a hot dog at a refreshments stand* Will this do?
EmiLoca - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
*looks disdainfully at hot dog* Isn't that a little big for you?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It'll have to do, though it will mean less protein from your diet. (Someone just shoot me)
EmiLoca - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
*considers* I wonder if a marriage license is less expensive than a firearms license.
Tibbygirl - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LUKE WILL YOU MARRY ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? not emiloca, because she's a nobody. She doesn't even exist. It's really me!!!!! I swear, why would I lie about a stupid thing like that? I LOVE LUKE...um.....how do you spell your last name? Wait, who are you again??
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
... ... ... ... ... ... The Internet: the only place where you can get proposed to by two different women within two weeks. I'll have to talk with my current fiancee if I can marry you, Tibbygirl, but I'm assuming it will be fine.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
How DARE you, Tibbygirl, barge into someone's wedding and insult the bride!! No, wait, looks like Luke doesn't mind, so oh well.
EmiLoca - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
*narrows eyes* Tibbygirl, I've heard imitation is the best form of flattery. Now I know the fine line between flattery and mindless rage. I'ma smack you down, bitch!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean 'biotch'. I'll just fill a pool with jello, conceal a few camcorders and watch the show.
EmiLoca - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Lime Jello. Mmmm. Actually, after some peaceful negotiations with Tibbygirl, we've reached an agreement that if I let her out of the Iron Maiden once a month, she'll leave my wedding alone. Sorry to ruin your fun.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dammit, I was gunna store my donuts in that Iron Maiden. Oh well, it would be kind of embarrassing losing TWO rings on the big day...
EmiLoca - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I have an idea. Chain Tibbygirl's legs to an anvil, throw her somewhere deep, wet and bottomless, and we can share the Iron Maiden, as it could serve as both a jewelry "case" and donut storage. That way, you won't lose your ring (a-hem, singular).
neminem - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
EmiLoca is not nobody. *I'm* the nobody here :-D.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Somewhere deep, wet and bottomless? Well, that rules out neminem's bottom. AND loses any credibility for a lame 'ring' joke.
Heidi - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness
Your Worst Nightmare - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
CAN I BE THE BEST MAN!? This thought just happened to pass my mind. PLEEEEEEASE???
EmiLoca - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Should Luke deny your request, the orange bridesmaid dresses are really quite stunning. I'd gladly grant you maid of honor.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm...not exactly the Colonel Klinger kind of guy, so I'll have to decline. Thanks for your offer, though.
Alfredo - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
If I go to the wedding, I promise to keep Jake in line by punching him whenever he crosses it with bad jokes :-)... unfortunately he's not currently in the vicinity (because he's preparing to be conjugally matrimonified... ahh, G&S... <3 <3 <3 ), so it'll have to wait... *hits voodoo doll with a bit of jake's hair on* *hears OWWW in the distance* *sigh of relief* sorry, EmiLoca, I do promise not to bruise your husband-to-be too much :-)
eden - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
aw luke. you get me every time. girls, stick at it.. this one's worth the wait, or the travelling distance.. either way. congrats emiloca. ps. do i get cake?
Mikaela - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
yes i do have chat room hookup issues heh. emi aint' lying about that but i'm more into the mud (seriusly computer geek thing) hook ups that normal chatrooms. and you can't uninvite me to the wedding! sniff i feel like i don't ahve friends any more.
EmiLoca - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You know you're going to come anyway.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, howdy Eden! So glad you FINALLY VISITED MY WORK!!! You can't have the cake and eat it too. Your Worst Nightmare, there are two things that stop you being Best Man. Generally the criteria of this role insinuate that you are the 'best' candidate and the other... well, let's just say that orange really suits your eyes.
EmiLoca - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there an award for "Most Commented-On Parody"? If this keeps up, I think we should split the trophy into equal pieces. I get the head!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The sad thing is there are only 8 votes compared to sixty comments.
TIbbygirl - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't I get a say in what's going to happen to me? OK emily, since we are such GREAT buddies, I'll settle on being a part of the wedding party. I guess I'll just have to find a cyber-fiancee somewhere else on this website....*sniff*. Ah well.....life will go on. And as for chains and Iron Maidens and donuts, let's not have me do that. You never know...you might just be at that altar, and somebody will somehow change your pretty diamond rings for MAPLE GLAZED DONUTS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EmiLoca - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yum. And did I see an "emily" up there? *gasps and faints*
Tibbygirl - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Emily....huh...is that your name? I just assumed....wow i have had one too many mountain dews. Hey luke....at your wedding, make sure you keep those cans of Dew way in the back back back....like in the Iron Maiden. Once I've had one, you can't stop me......
Your Worst Nightmare - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke, is it just me or are you telling me you don't want me to be your Best Man??? Just remember, I'm the only candidate running! ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
At the moment the Iron Maiden appears to be the best candidate, actually. Not only can it puncture Tibbygirl, house numerous donuts and keep Mountain Dew cool, it won't be able to tie me up to a streetlamp naked following the paraplegic strippers and alcoholic milkshake party! By the way, Emilia (I'm also just assuming, your name is so obviously Rumpelstitlskin) my mailbox has remained spam-free. Did you plug the right address in when sending premature belated birthday wishes?
Your Worst Nightmare - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
After pondering over and over, I can't make sense of your "eyes" comment. Some things just go over my head. The best I can determine is that you were saying I would most likely end up in jail, with the orange jumpsuit. If that is the case, then you should have no worry, because, as far as to my understanding, I have not done anything illegal. Well, there WAS the knife incident...
KaviR - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Tibbygirl i will rescue you from that Iron Maiden(if they put in it) and i get to be the maid of honor for "emily"s wedding cuz i totally called it. and remember i am so a better friend than "emily" to you any way. i swear this the weirdest convo i have ever read. and if you are planning on changing the ring, change it to a krispy kream donut that is glazed and chocolate all at the same time. then it would be like a double threat! now thats evil! muwahahahaha....you should give Tibbygirl a lot of Mt.Dew cuz that way you could have free entertainment! theres nothing better than when you can get something free! and it seems like everyone is getting cake, i hope you save some for me, adn get the kind that have swirls of vanilla and chocolate in it so it makes everyone happy!
Apricot - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"Nooooo! For the love of God, NOOOOOOOO! I have to stop this wedding that I wasn't invited to, or at least steal the cake! If you need a preacher man, Father Edmund has no life or schedule. Let me know when the wedding is, and I'll burst in all dramatic at the last moment and yell, "NOOOOO! I object!" Then just quietly run off with the chips, several bottles of scotch, and some silverware. Ta-ta."- Apricot, Wedding Crasher/Dramatic Objection Maker, SI-MAE
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
EmiLoca's comment a bit further up describes our orange bridesmaids' dresses. The offer is on the table...
TIbbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, you know, I have no objection whatsoever to orange bridesmaids dresses, and since the maid of honor is, in fact, a better friend than Emiloca :) I am most definitely assuming that I will be a crucial part of the wedding party. I also have no objection to being the free entertainment, although I do request to be paid in bottles of Mountain Dew. As for Your Worst Nightmare, trust me, when they say the dresses are stunning....well there is only truth in that statement. The gaudy jewels in random places...the miles of billowing ruffles....*wipes away a tear* I'm just so happy!!!!!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Umm....yeah....I think I'll pass....no offense.
Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine...then you'll just sit in the audience with all the other losers....or, if you want, you could join me in the Iron Maiden!!!! :)
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'll take the pew.
Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Smart choice.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup. Orange isn't my color.
Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You think they'll let me be in the wedding party? Or you as the best man? I think for my entertainment hour I shall be singing EmiLoca's "Your Socks Stink" as the first dance....and maybe as the next song, and the next, and the next......a whole night of beautiful vocal performances about the putrid smell of socks!!! *sigh* It'll be the best wedding ever.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And I'll sing Jake A Ralphing's "I Know A Song That'll Get Me No Fives", which I gave fives.
neminem - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
As did many people, just to spite him... except not. ;-)
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, I LIKE spiting people!! lol
Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
And I thought I was weird.........
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't worry, you can still be weird, but never nearly as weird as I am. Bow to My Weirdness.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooo-oooh! I think Tibbygirl and YWK are getting well acquainted here! Maybe we should leave them alone in a comment area for some privacy. *New catchphrase for random people pashing in the street- 'Get an iron maiden!'*
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, um, not that acquainted, if THAT'S what you mean...
EmiLoca - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pashing! Never heard that...terminology before, but isn't foreign language fun? As for YWK y Tibby, homegirl WAS complaining about her lack of "online action". She even wrote about it in my yearbook, which I'm sure she's regretting right about now.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, foreign terminology is always a hoot. I believe your 'Mickey D's' is our 'Maccas' and you use 'burn' in the same way we say 'get cut'. And YWK, stop denying your steaming lust for Tibbygirl.
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
My favorite will always be 'the boot'. Always. And then the funny way you spell words such as 'criticize' and 'catalog' and 'nucular'. In other news, I think that Tibbygirl and YWK would be feverishly cute together.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP! *pulls out a highpowered machine gun and points it toward Luke and Emi* Haha! Hahaha! I LIKE CHEEEEEEEESE!!!! Look! The men in the white coats are here again!...
Apricot - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
YEAH, STOP TRYING TO SET YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE UP! SET APRICOT UP! HE'S ALONE, HE HAS LOW STANDARDS! AND WHEN APRICOT IS ALONE, HE TURNS TO HIS OLD FRIEND SCOTCH! DON'T LET HIM TURN BACK TO SCOTCH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T! NOOOO! HE MUST HAVE SCOTCH NOW! AND WHILE HE'S AT IT, HE'S TAKING A FEW OF THOSE MOUNTAIN DEWS FOR THE CREATION OF MIXED DRINKS! AND THEY'RE ALL HIS! HIS, DO YOU HEAR?! NO MOUNTAIN SCOTCH FOR ANYONE EXCEPT APRICOT! {EXCEPT MAYBE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD USE A GOOD DRINK OR TWO.} HEY, APRICOT LIKES CHEESE TOO!
Icy - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, let me in on some scotch.
Apricot - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
UP YOURS, ICY! MY SCOTCH! MIIIIIIIIIIINE! *sobs and takes several swigs of scotch* GOD, I'M SO ALONE! *continues to drink scotch. Other people on board try to comfort him and take his scotch, but he breaks just emptied bottle and swings it menacingly* STAY AWAYY! STAY AWAYYYY!
S.T.G. - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...........yeah It really wasn't as funny to me, but it was nicely done, but I really don't wanna be a jack@$$, but I gave you all fours. Good job anyways
Your Worst Nightmare - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
S.T.G., you obviously are not in on the action. Comments for "Hittin' on EmiLoca" were due some weeks ago. Now we are all preparing for the wedding, and Luke and Emi are trying to hook me up!! THE NERVE!!!
Tibbygirl - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I do not recall this "comment" that I supposedly made in your yearbook, EmiLoca. I am not looking for "online action" at the present time, I'm sorry. As for YWK, um......no. No lust, no lust at all. Nix on the lust. And, Apricot, I am fairly certain that I said the Mountain Dews were MINE, thank you very much. There, I think I covered everything. *gets up and walks away, with a triumphant smile on her face*
Your Worst Nightmare - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
See? Both components are unwilling. So there, I told you guys we were meant to be. I guess this means I can put my high powered machine gun back inside of my tuxedo.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
*grammatical correction* "weren't meant to be", not "were meant to be".
KaviR - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
emiloca i didn't see a certain "danny" on my flight, so you have to totally hook me up with someone so i don't feel so bad....thanx your such a pal!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, KaviR, there's a certain scotch-swillin' gentleman I'm sure you would like to get acquainted with... that failing, I'm sure Tibbygirl will be more than eager... And WHAT DID YOU SAY WHILST POINTING A GUN AT MY CROTCH?!! For your information, YWK, 'I like cheese!' is a line I use about twon hundred times (no joke) throughout my Hairy Potted trilogy (250,000 words and counting) by the random characters Kevin, a complete Timmy rip-off in a wheelchair; Gavin, a scuba diver; and Evan, a midget Impa-Limpa who works at Gangrene's pawnbrokers. So I will be saying all cheese-related comments from here on in, THANK YOU VEDDY MUCH!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Um, Luke, I think you are violating the Second Amendment....or was it the Third....I'm so drunk....
Apricot - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine then, I'll go get my own Mountain Dew. I'm driving! *whips out keys and drops them in drunken state. Picks them back up and gets in van. Swerves to miss adorable kitty and hits old people out for stroll.* Whoops. Anyone got something to dispose of some incriminating evidence in?
Your Worst Nightmare - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Apricot, Apricot, Apricot, how many times have we told you NOT to hit elderly pedestrians in the street? Here, you can have this garbage bag that miraculously appeared out of thin air.
Apricot - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Your Worst Nightmare. *stuffs old people into bag. Sneaks into Tibbygirl's place of residence and places bag along with some other bags full of children, hippies, and other people he's hit with his van in closet.* Not share Mountain Dew with me, will she? This'll teach her! *sneaks out using ninja-like reflexes*
KaviR - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i want to know where tibbygirl found the hippies...would you share MT.DEW with me tibbygirl?*thinks of a good way to suck up* i would share with you!
Tibbygirl - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
So THAT'S where all those manakins came from!!! I thought I had stolen them from Younkers on one of those many nights where everything that happened is magically erased from my memory....I used those bodies for Halloween costumes!!! The hippie one was a BIG hit....I would also like to say that I am more than willing to share my abundant supply of the Fizzy Greatness (Mountain Dew, of course) with anyone who is nice enough to ask.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Tibby, even though I murdered your immediate family last night, could I have some of your Mountain Dew?
Father Edmund - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I too, could use some Mountain Dew.... not to share with Apricot, of course. Shazzam! How you like me now, 'Cot?
Apricot - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Fine then. I'd rather be hit with projectile vomit then ask nicely. I'll go get some of my own. *gets back in van. Swerves to miss same adorable kitty cat and hits several goth kids that happen to be out* Oh God! I did it again! Back to the corpse closet!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
No, Apricot, if they have the gothic look, you could just leave them out and people will think they've actually been dead for some time.
Apricot and a Stenographer - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Aight, you wanna play tough, huh? Well, I've brought in a stenographer! Stenographer, read back 14 comments ago. Stenographer:"And, Apricot, I am fairly certain that I said the Mountain Dews were MINE, thank you very much" shall I continue? Apricot: No, that should be all. Aha! So you wouldn't share, and you said so! We see who the selfish one is now, don't we? Looks like I was right! ME! *softly, to himself* God, I'm so alone. *takes long swig of scotch*
EmiLoca - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
It's good to see we're all getting well-acquainted here. Sorry about Danny, Kavs. Don't worry...dreams DO come true.
Apricot - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm still alone. Am I doing something wrong. *takes swig of scotch* Hmm... Must be. *takes another swig of scotch, finishing bottle in two swigs* But what could It be that makes me so.... *downs whole next bottle* unattractive? Any ideas, let me know.
neminem - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You're male... nobody cares about loner *males* on the internet ;-). By the way, feel free to take some of my whiskey, I need to get rid of it while I'm still at college :-D. No, seriously, I do... I should really consume it in the near future.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, wait, who spiked the Mountain Dew?
KaviR - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thats really nice of you to say Emi...i hope what you say is true, so by any chance can you tell me when the dream comes true? oh yea, and this was just kind of odd but today i saw the indian Tom Cruise, i swear! you can find anything Indian these days.
EmiLoca - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, nice. Odd, but nice. Spiked Mountain Dew? I think I'd better...um...test it. *chugs* Nope...*hic*...sssssall good to me...
EmiLoca - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
99.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, you're right, I'm probably just too jumpy. *drinks some more mountain dew* You know.... When you look at that cardboard box for a while, it looks just like Jim Carrey! HIC!
EmiLoca - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Not fair! You got the 100th comment here and I didn't...*hic* 100 comments of...um...beer on the wall...
Apricot - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hurray! Everyone's drunk! Let's go to IHOP! I'm driving! *gets back in van. I think you all know what happens next, except it's a bunch of mimes*AH! You see, this is the product of DUI! All the scum of the earth dies! I think you owe me a thank you.
KaviR - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i always thought that mimes were cool, but i was terribly terribly wrong! and now they are just dead. Hey pass the Mountain Dew i want to see what all the fuss is about...
Apricot - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
That's right! All the mimes are dead! ALL OF THEM! And any that ever try to be born again will be strangled at birth! Thus the end of mimery!
KaviR - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
wow, good plan......evil......but genius......
Tibbygirl - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey...look at all the pretty HIC colors on the wall....weeeeee......it's all swirly and stuff........where am I??? HIC i don't remember this place...erm....HIC...anyway....this is crazy crap!!! Howdy Mr. Purple Duck, when did you show up? What's your name??? HIC no more mountain dew fighting-overs....FREE DEW FOR EVERYONE!!!!!! HIC!!! but wait!! there's....*falls over unconscious*
Apricot - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah! Free Dew! In yo' face, Tibby! AND I got everyone turned on to alcohol, AND KaviR called my plan genious. Maybe in everyone's drunken state, I'll look even more ruggedly handsome to these people! THEN everyone will love me, and I'll find someone, at least until the alcohol gets out of their system! SCORE!
Apricot - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hold on, wait. Tibby's givinh out the Dew, but I said "in yo face" Uh-oh. I've said it once, I'll say it again: I am so drunk....
Your Worst Nightmare - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, that's MY line! I'm suing you for plaigiarism! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And I'm takin' all the Mountain Dew! *takes a huge gulp from one of the bottles* Refreshing!
Tibbygirl - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
*wakes up at the mention of rugged handsomeness* What? Where??
EmiLoca - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
*files nails*
Your Worst Nightmare - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what?!? I sue you ALL for plagiarism!! When I'm through with all of you, you won't have a dime in your pockets!! I'm going to spend it all on more Mountain Dew! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
EmiLoca - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't have pockets. *bites my thumb at you, sir*
EmiLoca - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This comment is mostly for the author of the parody, but GO TO THE MESSAGEBOARD UNDER "ABC's Round H voting" UNDER PARODY CONTESTS. You'll find a nice surprise at number 5.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
*returns with a keg of alcohol* OK guys, sorry it's been so long but I was away in... *cuts off as he witnesses passed-out people all through house* Who the hell broke into my scotch cabinet? And where did all that Mountain-Dew-esque vomit come from?! I'll go to the 'H' song contest now.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Then GET some pockets, Emi!!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You're going to need pockets to hide the corpses of the jury that convicts you....
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good news, everyone! On another board, Tibbygirl got mad at me, took my scotch, and yelled at me! So before I knew it, I was told to propose to Mikaela! Now, as soon as I recover from the largest hangover of our era, I'll be engaged! Happily, I presume!
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait, who woke up at the sound of my rugged handsomeness? Oh no, wait, I'm already set up to be wed. Great, NOW people see me for my charming and pirate-esque appearance! Hmm... I wonder if I should reconsider this marriage thing. I should talk to some married or engaged people. But I need to talk to some who aren't drunk. While on the subject of alcohol, I wonder if anyone figured out that my scotch was like, 15% scotch and 85% moonshine/white lightning. Oh well, this should be an interesting hangover for us all.
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Here we go. I just stapled black trash bags to the dogsuit I'm wearing, and that should suffice as corpse-pockets. And holy buckets, Apricot! You don't know what you're getting yourself into. Hopefully, Mikaela will never visit this parody...if she does, you've officially got your first lifetime stalker.
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, nevermind, it was just Apricot who was mentioning the rugged handsomeness...*sigh* By the way, marrying Mikaela is not such a grand idea after all. You must know that I was under the influence at the time I said that very grotesque statement. *takes a swig of Apricot's scotch* Here you go Apricot. You can have this back now...I'm done with it.
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh... I guess all that caring... all that concern... it was just drunken ramblings. Oh.... I see.... *slowly reaches for scotch, but pulls back* NO! I vowed off scotch! I don't know, though. Who am I trying to impress anymore? No one cares about my dazzling good looks, or my true loving nature. Oh, screw the world, gimme my scotch! *takes back his scotch, and takes a long swig of it* I could have been such a great husband, too.... or at least been happy until I discovered that this was all a cruel joke. Anyone got a noose, or some rusty blade? Wait, where's that Iron Maiden?
Father Edmund - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
What have you people done to Apricot? He was going to shape up and try to find a nice girl, and you people pulled him back into alcohol! You've broken the heart of what could have been one of the nicest people you'd ever see! Shame!
Icy - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Screw Apricot! Come get a piece of Icy! I'm rich, handsome, and I have some ice cream, grape soda, and a bag of heroin in my Cadillac Car!{It's one of those old ones}
Crystal Shades - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Screw you, Icy!
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've decided not to kill myself. Instead, I'm going to look for a new girl. Someone who has a name I can pronounce without thinking about it.
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry Apricot, I certainly didn't mean to hurt your feelings or cause you to go back to The Bottle. I'm sure Mikaela would be more than happy to marry you, as well. Good luck with that new girl, too. :) See, I'm not a horrible person!!!
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I can pronounce your name fine, KaviR.
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
oOoOoOoOoO Apricot and KaviR sitting in a tree!!!!!! Daniel Radcliffe is history!! First comes love.....then comes marraige....then comes drunk nights full of corpses and Mountain Dew. Hmm.....what a ....erm...."happy" ending. I should just stop now......
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
*sinister, evil voice*No, no, Tibby. Continue. I was just starting to enjoy it. *leans back in chair*
Maya - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Emi, Where is that ABC round H thing?
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Maya: Firstly, you gotta get to the messageboard. Then you must register there to be able to access the contest board. You should be able to find it from there. Hope that helps!
Maya - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Emi! I, along with the rest of SI-MAE, are now registered! http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/d1218.shtml I know this is kinda an ad for us, but we need people to see this. We vowed not to write another parody until someone was a definite winner of our bet.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You look ready for some mass killings to me, Emi! Excuse me while I bribe the judge. *flashes a 1 dollar bill smugly at the judge* Hmm.... This is a very rude judge. Luckily, he's a corpse now. *stuffs him into one of EmiLoca's bags*
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Then the two of you lovebirds will whisk off to Ireland, where you will both feel very at home with the intoxicated Irish. You will settle down in a nice, comfy cardboard box outside the Shanigan's Pub and Grille, where they have two dollar glasses of scotch every Wednesday night. KaviR will begin to work as an actress and will star in various car commercials and will become the voice of public service announcements in all of Ireland. You will stay in your box all day, caring for the pet raccoon that you took in from the cold, and drink all the Mountain Dew and scotch that you'd ever want. And you will live happily ever after, and every one of us shall come visit you, and maybe bring you a good ol' corpse as a gift.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Did somebody say corpses? *searches the pockets of the goth kids Apricot ran over earlier* Hey! Five dollars and a bag of Skittles! This is my lucky day!
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds lovely. I do love raccoons! Does my darling KaviR know yet? I can't wait to see her response!
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Your darling KaviR is out of town as of now, but I will make sure she sees this. I'm sure she'll be devastated.
Apricot - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
*nervous laugh* Why would she be devastated? We have a loving future together, one most likely stolen from a book I haven't read. I LOVE her, do you hear? I LOVE KaviR!
TIbbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
*sobs* I'm so alone.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awww, look Emi! This stray Tibbygirl followed me home sobbing pathetically. Can we keep it? She can play with our pet raccoon 'Superfly' and we can train her to attack any wayward alcoholics who stumble our way with Irish scotch in their system. Look at those big dopey Tibbygirl eyes! How can we leave her to wander the back alleys alone? Can we keep her pleeeease?
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good Lord! Crazy Kids... This was a pretty good parody... but jesus. This is like it's own private message board. I give you 5s... and I'm shocked. Good parody though.
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy buckets..."big dopey Tibbygirl eyes"!!! In case you didn't know (which you didn't), Tibbygirl has unbelievably large eyes that I make fun of on a daily basis. I wonder how she'd look if she actually tried to make them look bigger. She's a definite keeper, but she sleeps in MY room. *distrusts*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Loosekanen (The Armstrong)! Spread the word so that more estranged characters join our growing wedding reception with cartons of Mountain Dew, Scotch and cadavers! Tibbygirl has huge eyes? Call me telepathetic. And sure she can sleep in your room... *setting up hidden cameras*
wdh - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABCs) Great song, just great. I won't take off points for the fact that I had to scroll for 5 minutes just to get to the comment box ;-)
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Where would we be without my scotch and corpses? Wait a minute.... I wasn't good enough for you, Tibbygirl, but EmiLoca and Ralphing were? I see how it is... *Goes to get van. Pulls it into the road, and positions it so that it is facing the house. Backs up, then drives towards the house at full speed, empty bottles of scotch and the corpses of fat people flying out the windows* DIE WORLD! OR, MORE SPECIFICALLY, DIE TIBBY!
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
*hits wall, but doesn't go through* Whoops. I don't really have the insurance to cover this. Better try again. If everyone would just stay where they are, I'm going to attempt my massacre again. *backs up and drives forward. Gets through this time, but fails to see that he's hit 3 of his bandmates who were standing by the wall. Keeps driving through house, running over random guests blindly, looking for Tibby so that he might finish the job.*
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, watch where you're goin', Apricot, you nearly ran over my bag of Skittles! I'm going to put some skittles in my alcohol, er, Mountain Dew, as flavoring.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry Your Worst Nightmare. I'm looking for Tibbygirl, so that I may run her over. Hey, let me in on some of that "Mountain Dew". I tend to murder more people drun... *cough!* I mean, on a caffenine buzz. Heh heh... Yeah.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure, here you go! I have an unlimited supply of booze, I mean, soda.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
*takes another swig of "special soda"* It's like a freaking carnival! *drives about, continues to kill, looking for the one that did him wrong* A FREAKING CARNIVAL!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'M SO DRUNK, I MEAN CAFFEINATED!!
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
IT'S OKAY, THEY KNOW BY NOW! JOIN ME IN MY VAN, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, AND TOGETHER WE MAY KILL THESE PEOPLE, THEN GO GET SOME MORE SKITTLES! THOSE MIMES I KILLED HAD 3 BUCKS ON THEM!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
AWESOME!! First, let me shove these corpses on the car floor out of the way. Let's kill everyone, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Except maybe Emi. She is the prime minister of Mountain Dew/Alcohol.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I love scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch. Down it goes, down into my belly, scotch, scotch, scotch.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Don't mind the smell, that's just crystal meth and Juicy Juice. Now, LET"S FIND TIBBY!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, it smells like spiked Mountain Dew and corpses to me. But oh well. LET'S FIND TIBBY!!! Maybe we can attract her to us with some Skittles. Here, Tibby, Tibby, Tibby....
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I feel so loved! I'm not getting killed, while...others are. Hoorah!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
We couldn't run over the prime minister of the holy cola, EmiLoca! Pass the special soda.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Gosh darn it, we're out of special soda! But I have a recipe for something better. We'll need Starburst, sugar, and the blood of 66 small children! Oh yeah, I guess some scotch too.
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'm going to permanently leave this comment thread. What happened to our wedding plans? Down the drain with Apricot's Mountain Dew-flavored vomit? I'm terribly heartbroken.
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't leave! I need you! WE need you! I can stop drinking and killing! I can be serious! DON"T LEAVE! PLEASE! Think of Ralphing, and the gleaming stallions, and... and... OrangePurpleSilverMonthRalphing Land! If you leave, I'll just start drinking again. Wait, no. I mean, I won't stop drinking! How about that? If you stay, I'll give up drinking!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, we can switch to normal Mountain Dew, can't we Apricot? No...we can't.... Wait... I've got an idea.... Corpse flavored Mountain Dew.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
BTW, I recommend this game to everyone.
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/tamaneko.shtml It's called Tamaneko, and you have to throw severed cat heads into buckets. I LIKE severed cat heads!
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My God, what an idea! It's like the Necro-Beverage of the 21st century!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with EmiLoca. Our wedding is now marred with police helicopters and SWAT teams trying to chase down two loonies in a van firing heat-seeking Mountain Dew cans at cop cars and chasing down Tibbygirl as she flees to OrangePurpleSilverMonthRalphing Land. How am I meant to throw a bachelor party with seventy two corpses in the living room?! I hereby kick Apricot and his scotch-cwilling associates from this comment string!!!
Apricot - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Golly, I'm sorry. I offered to quit earlier, but Tibby put me back on the bottle, KaviR left me. What else could I have done? I'll stay off ol' scotch, and keep the massacres to a minimum.
Father Edmund - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
That's better. Now if I could just find my leg....
Your Worst Nightmare - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment