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Song Parodies -> "Jessie's Girl, Part 2"

Original Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl"

Original Performer:

Rick Springfield/Fr***in' A

Parody Song Title:

"Jessie's Girl, Part 2"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

What would happen after the events of the original song? Here's MY take...
Remember Jessie's girl?
How I told you 'bout that one girl o' his?
Well, somethin' musta changed, 'cause once they got hitched,
Jessie very soon found out that his lady is a witch
And she's kickin' him in his butt
And she doesn't care for his body, I just know it
And she makes him sleep in the car late, late at night

You know I'm glad I don't have Jessie's girl
I'm glad I don't have Jessie's girl
How did he get a woman like that?

He thought he really had it made
He thought he'd got a girl to have as his slave
But now, she talks so dirty when he starts gettin' cute
"Cause she makes him exercise
No more lovin' him with her body, I just love it
And she makes him clean all the dishes every night


I used to look in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she didn't see in me
But now I've got a girl who loves me like I am
Ya know, my heart goes out to Jessie

Tell me, how did he get a woman like that?

You know I'm glad I don't have Jessie's girl
'Cause now, she seems like such a nasty girl
How did he get a woman like that?
That awful girl
She's really messin' up his world
She wouldn't let him buy a cell phone
Man, she is really bad to the bone!
This is kind of a rough draft, since I came up with half of the lyrics while sitting here at the computer. I hope you still like it, though.
Copyright, Jonaphantom, 2007

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Pacing: 4.9
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crazy8snake - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
A common tale of getting what you asked for. 555
2LD4U - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
RadBoy - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Right On DUDE........................555
Jonathan S. - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanx all for ur comments!

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