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Song Parodies -> "He's Unfaithful and Trying to Play You"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful/He Tried To Play Me"

Original Performer:

Rhianna/Cam'ron/Hell Rell

Parody Song Title:

"He's Unfaithful and Trying to Play You"

Parody Written by:

Bizzy Biz

The Lyrics

This call was inpired by a news report of a certain phone call at the Continental Airlines Arena in New Jersey. It contains both "Unfaithful" by Rhianna and "He Tried To Play Me" by Cam'ron and Hell Rell.
(Rhianna enters)
New sensation girl,
Got a major deal,
Enjoying her first big break,
Stayin' on my grind,
Will for overtime,
Boss says I need a vacat,
15-minute call,
Another voice goes on,
Says "Why ya talk so long with her?"
That's when I start to know,
Ya know the original?
Then I'm a "party to murder"

And I'm starting to think he's unfaithful,
And I'm a girl on the side,
To think he's got an H-town girl he's set aside.
I don't want to do this anymore,
I don't want to be with that kinda guy,
Who'd tell his top girl these lies,
Because I don't want...a murderer

Houston is the place,
The murder victim's from,
Hear she's a child of destiny,
Why would he do this,
Could it be 'cause he took,
That "Pink Panther" film too seri'sly?
Sean Paul and Lil' Flip,
Bun B and Slim Thug,
Maybe they drove him over the edge?
In a way I think,
that Def Jam's sanity,
May have just flown off the ledge?

(Hell Rell: Hey R, I gotta tell you something)

He's trying to play you,
Though he might pay you,
He's doing other guys wrong,
Just run out of here,
Get a back-out,
Be better fit for Chris Brown!

Jay really wants you,
Def Jam's gon' flaunt you,
You got that dancehall clout,
I got a partin',
S. Carter's forgotten,
What Def Jam's really about.
We rep the DJ's,
Hustlers make their way,
But all thats down the drain,
It's your decision,
What are you gonna do,
WIll you go or will you stay? (song ends-fades out)
What do you think?

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