Song Parodies -> If It's Hardwood
| Original Song Title: | "If it's Lovin'" |
| Original Performer: | Rhianna |
| Parody Song Title: | "If It's Hardwood" |
| Parody Written by: | Stinky Marshmellow |
...PPL PLZ READ!!!....I DO NOT MAKE PARADOIES OF SONGS I HATE (ok so some are songs i dont particularly like) BUT I FIND NO SHAME IN HAVING A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT SOMETHING, EVEN IF IT IS SOMETHING YOU LIKE. I LAUGH AT MYSELF ALL THE TIME, AND HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT ITS A HEALTHY THING TO NOT BE SO CONCERNED WHAT EVER ANYONE THINKS OF YOU, AND TO BE ABLE TO SAY YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING DUMB, INSTEAD OF HIDING AWAY FROM EMBARRASSMENT...THANKS
I want to let you know
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder what floor
You should go out and buy
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk on me, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
Now it's obvious to need a floor to cover your ground
Be the one that people walk on when they come around
Baby come i'll tell you the prices, tell you the cost
'Cause i can see your old floor's turnin' to rust
You can trust in me
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls so u want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk on, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
It been so long you've had this flooring
Now it should be
Re-modeled, changed and different
Your floor plan
I won't push to hard or break your walls
'Cause my work's easy
I'm not like any other girl you know
So let me fix up your floors
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls, so you want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls, so you want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
I want to let you know
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder what floor
You should go out and buy
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder what floor
You should go out and buy
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk on me, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
Now it's obvious to need a floor to cover your ground
Be the one that people walk on when they come around
Baby come i'll tell you the prices, tell you the cost
'Cause i can see your old floor's turnin' to rust
You can trust in me
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls so u want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk on, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
It been so long you've had this flooring
Now it should be
Re-modeled, changed and different
Your floor plan
I won't push to hard or break your walls
'Cause my work's easy
I'm not like any other girl you know
So let me fix up your floors
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls, so you want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
Di di di di da da dey
So just call me whenever your lonely
Di di di di da da dey
I'll fix your walls, so you want a decorated home, eh?
If it's hardwood that you want
Then you should make me your floor, your floor
If it's linoleum that you need
Then baby come and share my world, share my world
If it's carpet that you want
Then come and take a walk onme, on me
If it's hardwood that you need
I got it right here baby, baby
I want to let you know
That you don't have to go
Don't wonder what floor
You should go out and buy
thanks for reading this...comment me plz...constructive critism for the next parody???thankies ^-^
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