Song Parodies -> A Thousand Long Pages
| Original Song Title: | "I'll Cover You" |
| Original Performer: | Rent |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Thousand Long Pages" |
| Parody Written by: | Leprechaun |
A pardoy about books. Some of the pacing may be funky cuz I didn't check it all.
ANGEL:
Look at this book;
its the very latest.
Look how big it is,
with it’s one thousand pages.
You’ll enjoy it, I sure did.
COLLINS:
Let me see it;
I’ll take a look.
Don’t got much to do
since I’ve been out of work.
But I have time to spare.
I’ll read it and it looks like a good book.
BOTH:
I think they meant it,
when they said good books are priceless.
Now I know you can’t rent it and a new book for me.
To read, all my life.
Just open it up and read the pages.
Where ever, what ever, you’ll be able to read.
ANGEL:
You read my book
and then I’ll read yours.
COLLINS:
No, go to the library,
and find a find a good book.
BOTH:
I think they meant it,
when they said good books are priceless.
Now I know you can’t rent it and a new book for me.
To read, all my life.
I’ve longed to discover a book that’s good as this.
COLLINS:
So with a thousand long pages,
I’ll read it.
With a thousand long pages,
I’ll read it.
When you're relaxing and tired.
When you have nothing else to do.
ANGEL:
If you're board and you're lonely.
You got one weekend only.
With a thousand long pages,
you’ll read it.
With a thousand long pages,
you’ll read it.
BOTH:
Oh books,
I’ll read you.
Yeah.
Oh books,
I’ll read you.
Look at this book;
its the very latest.
Look how big it is,
with it’s one thousand pages.
You’ll enjoy it, I sure did.
COLLINS:
Let me see it;
I’ll take a look.
Don’t got much to do
since I’ve been out of work.
But I have time to spare.
I’ll read it and it looks like a good book.
BOTH:
I think they meant it,
when they said good books are priceless.
Now I know you can’t rent it and a new book for me.
To read, all my life.
Just open it up and read the pages.
Where ever, what ever, you’ll be able to read.
ANGEL:
You read my book
and then I’ll read yours.
COLLINS:
No, go to the library,
and find a find a good book.
BOTH:
I think they meant it,
when they said good books are priceless.
Now I know you can’t rent it and a new book for me.
To read, all my life.
I’ve longed to discover a book that’s good as this.
COLLINS:
So with a thousand long pages,
I’ll read it.
With a thousand long pages,
I’ll read it.
When you're relaxing and tired.
When you have nothing else to do.
ANGEL:
If you're board and you're lonely.
You got one weekend only.
With a thousand long pages,
you’ll read it.
With a thousand long pages,
you’ll read it.
BOTH:
Oh books,
I’ll read you.
Yeah.
Oh books,
I’ll read you.
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I loved your song. I LOVE RENT! I am SOOO sad that it's either going to leave, or has been removed already from Broadway... becuase of that strike. *Cries.* Well, your song was great.
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