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Song Parodies -> "Why's It So Doggone Hard To Lose Weight?"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Escape"

Original Performer:

Relient K

Parody Song Title:

"Why's It So Doggone Hard To Lose Weight?"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

Man! I haven't submited a parody in 5 months. Anyway, this song talks about an overweight man and his struggle to lose weight.
I'm gaining quaint, on gaining weight slowly
My boobs are big so you wouldn't even know me
Apart from this whole world that shares my ache
That diet plan that you mentioned
Was my one last sob of extension
And to be thin you must shed this fat away

And I've been stuffing up my mouth,
with sugars, junk, and sweets
And I've been plopped up on the couch
Watching loads of trash TV
And I've been trying to lose pounds
But that might mean I cannot eat

And even though both my thigh's are growing
Still my doc says I am bloating, because

My, momma says that I'm weird
I'm stuck with all this fat that I wound up with by mistake
I, gotta tone down the beer
Doc's begin' me, he's beggin' me, he's sayin' to decrease my intake

I've given up, I really weigh a ton now
Diets failed, and I'm ready to show how
They told me a way, but I have failed to get there
And this 60 that I'm wearing
is a sign thay I clearly am declaring
That the beauty of glazed donuts is how I got here


My, momma says that I'm weird
And I'm afraid that this obesity is something I can't take
I, gotta tone down the beer
Doc's begin' me, he's beggin' me, he's sayin' to decrease my intake



I fought y'all for so long, I should've just gave in
oh, how we forget the golden rule
And all I was trying to do was lessen my skin
oh, but so were you, so were you

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Baka Gaijin - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG! So funny! So clever! You rock!

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