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Song Parodies -> "Turds Are Gross"

Original Song Title:

"What Hurts The Most"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"Turds Are Gross"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

I can take the smell of a men's public restroom
I know it will stink
If the guy in the next stall has to fart, then just let it out
I'm not offended by
those loud grunts
and those cries
Even though
when they moan
for too long
that is creepy
I feel safe
sittin' down
on the can
no big deal
that's okay
but what's really sickening

Ugh! Turds are gross!
There in the bowl
It is a crying shame
to poop and then walk away
Don't you know, man?
That is low, man
Please, flush after you poop
that's what you're supposed to do

It's hard to deal with the sight of left urine when I gotta go
but I will flush it
It's hard to keep from frowning when I see balled up T.P on the floor
But harder...
Eatin' lunch
it digests
heading here
just to sit
and behold
several big brown boulders
I will scream
and turn green
make it worse
more nasty
I will barf
and just leave it all there

'Cause turds are gross
there in the bowl
It is a crying shame
to poop and then walk away
Don't you know, man?
That is low, man
Please, flush after you poop
that's what you're supposed to do

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Chuck A. Spear - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the original song....but this was good! Funny and well done. Kinda makes me flush!
JP - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Chuck, I appreciate it.
2Eagle - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Proctor - as in proctologist? Stinking good.
JP - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank ya 2Eagle. I see a few people hated this, but shoot....that's cool with me. As someone who's had voteless parodies, I honestly believe that a negative vote is better than no vote at all.
poomaster - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
3 smelly 5s!
JP - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank ya Mr. Poomaster.
shaynanan - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
omg i cant belive you guys that didn't even make me laugh and the lyrics dont rhyme YOU SUCK ASS!!!
Aoid - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Not good.

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