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Song Parodies -> "Furz 2-3-4"

Original Song Title:

"Links 2-3-4"

Original Performer:

Rammstein

Parody Song Title:

"Furz 2-3-4"

Parody Written by:

Papageno

The Lyrics

Since the original song is in German, I figured I'd write this parody in german too. By the way Furz means fart.
Kann man den Wind brechen?
Können Ärsche sprechen?
Kann man Nasen quälen?
Kann man Furze zählen?

Sie wollen mein Arsch in Windrichtung,
Doch ziel ich's in den andren Weg.
Dann weht der Furz!

Können Furze singen?
Kann ein Furz zerspringen?
Kann die Hose rein sein
Wenn ich furz' nur klein? nein!

Sie wollen mein Arsch in Windrichtung,
Doch ziel ich's in den andren Weg.
Dann weht der Furz!
Furz! Zwo! Drei! Vier!

Kann man Furze machen?
Wie'n Kind darüber lachen?
Kann man Hosen senken?
Mit den Hoden hängen?

Sie wollen mein Arsch in Windrichtung,
Doch ziel ich's in den andren Weg.
Dann weht es in die stinkend Wust,
Der Neider hat nur schlecht gefurzt!

Furz! Zwo! Drei! Vier!

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Ehsan - November 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Bloody Hilarious! Seriously that has completely made my day - have you recorded any of this stuff?

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