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Song Parodies -> "Dumber By the Minute"

Original Song Title:

"Stranger By the Minute"

Original Performer:

Porcupine Tree

Parody Song Title:

"Dumber By the Minute"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Toast in the dark
I eat it for a lark
Miller High-Life
A croissant with a carp
I worship florists
It gives me heart attacks

Fun if Al Gore's
Immune to dynamite
Hairy Potter
A moon with cellulite
Stand in lemonade
I'm getting stage fright

Dumb as I seem
I'm getting dumber by the minute
Thick as a beam
I'm getting thicker by the minute

Crabs abounding
They're swimming in a stew
Sting's not my father
He's only Uncle Sue
A benediction
It's for my hamster, Roy

Dumb as I seem
I'm getting dumber by the minute
Brain like a bean
It's getting smaller by the minute

[SOLO]

Dumb as I seem
I'm getting dumber by the minute
It's Halloween
I'm getting weener by the minute

Dumb as I seem
I'm getting dumber by the minute
Mean Mr. Clean
I am uncleaner by the minute

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Rob Arndt - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this weird one is OK by me- 555!!! Might have added: Dumb as Dan Quayle as President or Dubya's comments!!!
Porfle Popnecker - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob--believe it or not, the security code for this message is "HEH."
Rob Arndt - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I can't get the comment button on your other steak parody to work, so- sizzlin' hot 555 degrees!!!
Porfle Popnecker - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I knew one of my parodies would break the site sooner or later.

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