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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Blessings"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Lessons"

Original Performer:

Porcupine Tree

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Blessings"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I remember Thanksgiving blessings
Like hours in crowded rooms
Big eyes and empty plates
Guts growling hungry tunes

Dad said "Lord, bless this fam'ly
All gathered to be fed"
If he goes on much longer
We're gonna all be dead

I don't eat much to speak of
A simple meal's enough
But now this day's upon us
I'm ready to get stuffed

I feel like Mahatma Ghandi
Speed-fasting like a champ
I kinda wish my dad would shut up
I think I've got a stomach cramp

Bless us now with massive sustenance
(Jump start my gluttony)
I covet salad, meat, and bread
(With all accessories)

And even now my dad is yappin'
God must be getting bored
I pray for this meal to happen
Please intercede, oh Lord

I remember Thanksgiving blessings
An "amen" must be near
Can't wait to grab that turkey
And make it disappear

Bless us now with massive sustenance
(Jump start my gluttony)
I covet salad, meat, and bread
(With all accessories)

Bless us now with massive sustenance
(Just get it into me)
I have a passion to be fed
(That words cannot appease)

Bless us now with massive sustenance
(Cast stuffing unto me)
I covet salad, meat, and bread
(With gravy, if you please)

Bless us now with massive sustenance
I have a passion to be fed

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Rob Arndt - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Amen to that!!! 555!!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving Porfle :)
Porfle Popnecker - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob, same to you!

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