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Song Parodies -> "If You Don't Stop Eating"

Original Song Title:

"When Your Heart Stops Beating"

Original Performer:

Plus44

Parody Song Title:

"If You Don't Stop Eating"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Bolton

The Lyrics

My first parody posted on amiright
I know a girl and she never feels full
She always wants to eat 24/7
She just likes eating food on the floor
It makes her happy and she thinks it's heaven.

And now she can't stop eating ev'rything
All you people at the top just give her a chicken wing.
She don't give a f*ck what the price is
She just eats hell her herbs and spices
So lets leave her alone

I wont be there if you don't stop eating
You never leave a bit of food for me
When you're done you can go to the gym
And make sure all the fat has burnt away
All the fat has burnt away

She eats it all without a fork in her hand
I don't like it when she's pressed up against me
Do some exercise just to take off the edge
A little more and I'll think you'll be skinny entirely

I wont be there if you don't stop eating
You never leave a bit of food for me
When you're done you can go to the gym
And make sure all the fat has burnt away
All the fat has burnt away

I wont be there if you don't stop eating
You never leave a bit of food for me
When you're done you can go to the gym
And make sure all the fat has burnt away

All the fat has burnt away
All the fat has burnt away
(I wont be there if you don't stop eating)
All the fat has burnt away
(When you're done you can go to the gym)
When all the fat has burnt away

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