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Song Parodies -> "Hey Little Debbie"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Little Debbie"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Dedicated to (most) everyone's guilty pleasure, the Little Debbie snack.
Hey Little Debbie, what’s it like inside my stomach
Swimming in some stomach acid
Hope you remembered your bathing suit, you’ll need it,
As you’ll be swimming for a while, yes, for a while.

Hey Little Debbie, I wanted to do some swimming
‘Cause I’m at my friend’s pool party
But I’m stuck sitting along the sidelines,
I should not have eaten you so soon, so soon.

Oh, but I was hungry.
Oh, you were appetizing.
Oh, you’re my guilty pleasure.
Oh, your cookies are the best,
Better than my mom’s.

Hey Little Debbie, there’s a box right here beside me
I’m about to dig right through it
As I forgot to eat lunch before I came here,
Oh shit my stomach’s nagging me, stupid me.

Hey Little Debbie, I know I should share with my friends
But I really do not want to,
As your snacks are appetizing at the moment,
Oatmeal Cream Pies, Fudge Rounds, and my favorite: Chocolate Chip Pies.

Oh, but I was hungry.
Oh, you were appetizing.
Oh, you’re my guilty pleasure.
Oh, your cookies are the best.

The grocery aisle seems pretty far,
But I’ve got a box or two right here.
I’d buy some more if I had a way.
I could send my roomie to the store
With a list of all my favorite snacks
That he shall buy if he doesn’t wanna die.

Little Debbie, I can promise you
A very loyal friendship.
Satisfaction guaranteed,
Though you’ll make me fat.

Hey Little Debbie,
I will miss you when my doctor
Tells me to go on a diet
And therefore eliminate you entirely.

I’ll sure as hell remember the good times,
The good times I had when I ate you.
Hey Little Debbie, here’s to you.
This is for you.

Oh, but I was hungry.
Oh, you were appetizing.
Oh, you’re my guilty pleasure.
Oh, your cookies are the best,
Better than my mom’s.
Even if I WERE to go on a diet, I don't think I could eliminate Little Debbie snacks entirely. But that's just me.

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Karen - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Couldn't live day without a Lil Deb snack, although the work vending machine doesn't carry them :(
Rebekah Dub - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
That sucks that your work's vending machine doesn't carry Little Debbie snacks. I know most of them used to. What's your favorite Little Debbie?
Porfle Popnecker - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Swiss Cake Rolls were always my favorite.
Karen - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Honey Buns, Oatmeal Cremes, and Donut Sticks for dipping in my early morn coffee! Our vending machine has many candy bars, chips, and donut/cake goodies- but no Lil' Debs :(
Rebekah Dub - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Ah... Swiss Cake Rolls... I forgot about those! They're good, though my favorites are the Fudge Rounds and the Chocolate Chip Cookie Pies... as well as the Frosted Fudge Cakes, which I haven't had in ages.
LilCupCakes - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved this one, Sir ! ! . . . verrry good, indeed, Sir !
LilCupCakes - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Very good, Sir !
Rebekah Dub - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you very much!

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