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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Oh Mario"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Oh Mario"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mario: Hey There Luigi, Bowser’s up to his old bad tricks,
And He’s kidnapped Princess Peach
And took her back to his big castle, we need to go
And save her from this giant tortoise lord, just like before.

Luigi: Hey there, oh Mario, don’t you worry ‘bout the princess,
We will rescue her from Bowser and be back in time for dinner
Because ya know, if we work together we will show,
Bowser the door.

Both: Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Never gonna win.

Mario: Hey there Luigi, I know we’ve won in the past,
But what if things are different and Bowser wins at last,
What will we do, if we just can’t make it through,
Between me and you.

Luigi: Hey there, oh Mario, why do you ask me these questions,
We have beaten him so many times, I just don’t see the problem,
That you have, we have never lost before,
Why’d it be different than before.

Both: Oh, He’s never gonna win,
Oh, He’s never gonna win,
Oh, He’s never gonna win,
Oh, He’s never gonna win.

Bowser: A thousand times I have tried,
I kidnap the princess every time,
Just so I can try to take over the kingdom.
But those brothers always ruin my plans,
And never give me a fighting chance,
And jump on that hammer and make me fall in lava.

Luigi: Hey bro I can promise you,
That we will always make it through,
Because, together, Bowser doesn’t stand a chance
Don’t you understand?

Mario: Hey there Luigi
I now get what you are saying
Together our strengths unstoppable
And we’ll be making history till the end.

Princess Peach: Again you guys have rescued me
Allowing me to keep this kingdom free
Hey there oh Mario, I love you
I’m glad that I have you.

Everyone but Bowser: Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Oh, He’s never gonna win
Never gonna win.

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Karane - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This is totally awesome...i really like how you set up different conversations...and i especially love the part where Bowser talks!! 555 great parody!!!
Deathlurker - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Well thanks little bro...but you dont got to be so nice just cuz ur my brother.

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