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Song Parodies -> "Hey there Zambrano"

Original Song Title:

"Hey there Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey there Zambrano"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is to remember Zambrano's no hitter on Sept 14, 2008. It was the first no hitter since MIlt Pappas on may 23, 1972!!!
Hey there Zambrano
You’re the best pitch on the Cubbies
I watched the game at Wrigley
Oh Z you always pitch so greatly
Yes you do
The sox can’t pitch as great as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Zambrano
Don't you worry about the Brewers
We’re right there if you get pitch badly
Give the Cubs a big no-hitter
throw it hard
strike out the side, be on your guard
throw the ball hard

Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it’s how you beat the sox
how you beat the sox

Hey there Zambrano
I know pitching getting hard
But just believe me, Z
Someday you’ll pitch and really throw it hard
We'll have it good
We'll win the series I knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Zambrano
I've got so much time to play
Cause every single time you throw the ball
It takes my breath away
We’ll win it all
Even more in love with the Cubs I'd fall
If we won it all

Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it’s how you beat the sox

A pennant flag seems pretty far
But you’ve got time to throw the ball
I’d cry to you if you threw away it all
My friends still all make fun of me
because they know I still believe
but Brewers fans have never felt this way
Zambrano I can promise you
That by the time the season is through
The Cubs will never ever be the same
And you’ll have fame

Hey there Zambrano
You pitch good and don't destroy me
every heart break we’ve been through
will make our pain feel just like 84 boo hoo
You'll know we won because of you
We can beat whatever we want to
Hey there Zambrano here's to you
we won for you

Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it's how you beat the sox
Oh it’s how you beat the sox
how you beat the sox

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Barry Wilson JR. - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Um, 100 years... need I say more? By the way, Zambrano is not a bad pitcher. He is just happening to pitch for a team that may win the pennant but will need Anaheim or Boston to lose otherwise the streak will be 101 years since. 555 on the parody, good job.
Cubsnut1231 - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
It's only been 99 not including this year so in order for it to be 101 years it will be October 2010!
krystallllllll.=] - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
haaa. lame-o.!

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