Song Parodies -> Hey There Ms. Palin
| Original Song Title: | "Hey There Delilah" |
| Original Performer: | Plain White T's |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hey There Ms. Palin" |
| Parody Written by: | Invisible Boy |
My fedora has been thrown into the fray...
Hey There Ms. Palin
Hey there Ms. Palin
My sincere congratulations
You’ve created quite a stir
And now, you’ve just become the nation’s
Favorite Mom
You’re sexy photos are the bomb
At MILF.com
Hey there Ms. Palin
So, you think Gays shouldn’t marry
And that all sex-education
Can be harmful and be scary ?
But alas…
Maybe Bristol should have had a class
Abstain…my ass…
Oh…it's quite a sight to see
Pin-up for the GOP
Sure…it makes for great TV
Though Republicans agree…
You’re not fooling me !
Hey there Ms. Palin
What’s you view on Global Warming ?
Is your head stuck in the sand
As you continue misinforming
All of us
I guess there’s nothing to discuss
Why make a fuss…?
Hey there Ms. Palin
Tell me…what books are you burning
Is it Catcher In The Rye
Or is it Darwin you are yearning
To refute ?
I guess all science gets the boot
Well…how astute…
Now on every magazine
There your pretty face is seen
Looking spunky and serene
It’s the same old spin machine
I know you think you know what’s best
And we’ll be glad when you suggest
The time has come to repeal Roe v. Wade
And no Lady Will Sing the Blues
When women lose the right to choose
And all our liberties are Holiday-ed
Ms. Palin…though your vote was cast
That bridge was going no where fast
You flip-flopped like a salmon in a net
Like we’d forget
Hey there Ms. Palin
You’re the killa’ from Wasilla
You’re a pistol packin’ Momma but
I don’t see one scintilla…that I like
Although you gave McCain a spike
I don’t think it’s time for the Fourth Reich
Hey there Ms. Palin…take a hike
Go see your tyke…
Oh…a Moose and pony show
To maintain the status quo
Oh it's nothing but a scam
You’re not passing my exam
‘Cuz you’re just a sham…
IB
Hey there Ms. Palin
My sincere congratulations
You’ve created quite a stir
And now, you’ve just become the nation’s
Favorite Mom
You’re sexy photos are the bomb
At MILF.com
Hey there Ms. Palin
So, you think Gays shouldn’t marry
And that all sex-education
Can be harmful and be scary ?
But alas…
Maybe Bristol should have had a class
Abstain…my ass…
Oh…it's quite a sight to see
Pin-up for the GOP
Sure…it makes for great TV
Though Republicans agree…
You’re not fooling me !
Hey there Ms. Palin
What’s you view on Global Warming ?
Is your head stuck in the sand
As you continue misinforming
All of us
I guess there’s nothing to discuss
Why make a fuss…?
Hey there Ms. Palin
Tell me…what books are you burning
Is it Catcher In The Rye
Or is it Darwin you are yearning
To refute ?
I guess all science gets the boot
Well…how astute…
Now on every magazine
There your pretty face is seen
Looking spunky and serene
It’s the same old spin machine
I know you think you know what’s best
And we’ll be glad when you suggest
The time has come to repeal Roe v. Wade
And no Lady Will Sing the Blues
When women lose the right to choose
And all our liberties are Holiday-ed
Ms. Palin…though your vote was cast
That bridge was going no where fast
You flip-flopped like a salmon in a net
Like we’d forget
Hey there Ms. Palin
You’re the killa’ from Wasilla
You’re a pistol packin’ Momma but
I don’t see one scintilla…that I like
Although you gave McCain a spike
I don’t think it’s time for the Fourth Reich
Hey there Ms. Palin…take a hike
Go see your tyke…
Oh…a Moose and pony show
To maintain the status quo
Oh it's nothing but a scam
You’re not passing my exam
‘Cuz you’re just a sham…
IB
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Aw, but she has a kid with Down's Syndrome! Shame on you! :) :) Get this recorded and out to radio stations, stat.
scathing ! ...i like it
You're right on. If people voted for the most qualified candidate Dennis Kucinich would have been nominated, but they don't care. They vote for whomever is most atractive - scary thought.
Fabulous, IB. I'm working on my own Sarah parody, by the way, but I'm afraid it will Palin comparison. HAHA! GET IT?!
Excellent political spoof here, and I agree with your politics..
Great job. Fourth Reich...Very funny.
Sir, you are amazing ! I love your version of DeLilah Series! Ms Sarah surely has shorn McCAIN ! But can she shear the voters ? ? All the lines are so amusing, and so very applicable to her situation . . .
Thank you Agri, alvin, 2Eagle, Spaff, AFW, KJB and LilDeLiLah
This is my first "political" parody...
This is my first "political" parody...
Brilliant.
Utterly brilliant, IB. Right up there with Spaff's gloriously political stuff (which is about as high a compliment as I can pay ;-) ).
I'll some this whole song up in one word....AWESOME!!!
Now that I'm back, all Pale-in-comparison tributes get triple ones. That's the rule.
(SOTM) Smack bam, hilarious rhyming throughout and a truly spectacular denouement of 'ike' brilliance. I was grinning the whole way through this.
(SOTM-Sep-08)
So - it's Paleontology vs Palintology now is it? You betcha by golly.
So - it's Paleontology vs Palintology now is it? You betcha by golly.
I'm not a fan of political parodies, but this was better than putting lipstick on a hog I suppose. Just kidding, this was great!
(SOTM) see above...maybe you and Emi should cut the CD single, it'd be a double A-side, like Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever. :)
Excellent writing abilities. pacing was flawless from a written standpoint. And extremely topical. You may want to listen to the lot of us and get this recorded, and SOON. So long as someone gave it a first play, I think there is a large audience out there to appreciate your well-versed verses. I only struggled with the refrain, and only because of the long stress on the very first syllable of each line. It made some lines harder to appreciate.
Sir " I B Fedorable ", love that hat, by the way, This is still great, Sir!
(SOTM) Very good. It was good! Did I say good?
Heyy, I liked it. But why is there an ad for a Beatles album in the corner?
Palin, the first veep in stripper boots! American politics are going downhill fast. Not that it's any better over here...
SOTM - Flawless pacing, hilarious topical humor, and your improvement of an especially lame OS catapults you to the top of my kudos list. :)
Great
(SOTM) Flawless pacing, but as with Emi's entry, I know absolutely sod-all about Palin. 555 for you.
SOTM- Ouch! Another MILF reference? Kudos to you, as well. Well covered.
(SOTM) TCOP, that's probably for the better, she isn't the sharpest crayon in the box (That's just my opinion) . Yeah, and what will she say when she can't see Russia from her doorstep anymore, I hope that doesn't become a reality, that is really scary to me. As I've said in past Palin parodies, I disagree with the MILF or hot references to Palin, I don't find her very attractive, of course intelligence is important to me. . . but to each their own:)
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