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Song Parodies -> "Hey there Rex Grossman"

Original Song Title:

"Hey there Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey there Rex Grossman"

Parody Written by:

Cubsnut1231

The Lyrics

Hey there Rex Grossman
What's it like in the windy city?
I'm just ten miles away but boy
You always play so badly
Yes you do.
Lovie throws the ball farther than you.
I swear it's true.

Hey there Rex Grossman
You should worry about the linemen.
I'm right there if you get sacked so give this team a better pass game
Pass the ball.
No interceptions at all.
We'll have the ball.

Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Don't give up the game.

Hey there Rex Grossman
I know you're scared to lose the ball.
But just believe me Rex
One day we'll win it all.
We'll have a ball.
Rex, Moose is open pass the ball.
We'll have it all.

Hey there Rex Grossman
You've got so much time to play.
Cuz every single time you throw the ball
It takes my breath away
I love it all.
Even more in love with the Bears I'd fall
If we won it all.

Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.

Four quarters of play seems pretty far
But you've got time to pass the ball.
I'd cry to you if you threw away it all.
My friends still all make fun of me
Because they know I still believe.
But none of them have ever felt this way.
Rex Grossman I can promise you that by the time
The season is through the game will never ever be the same.
And you're to blame.

Hey there Rex Grossman
You play good and score some touchdowns.
One more game and we'll win the Super Bowl
And we'll send the Colts home crying like they do.
You'll know we won because of you.
We can beat whoever we want to.
Hey there Rex Grossman here's to you.
We won for you.

Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Oh don't give up the game.
Don't give up the game.

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Agrimorfee - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Left a tear in my eye. Max Power, you'll love this one! :)
Max Power - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Rex's replacement did well last night though he got me vicked from Football's survival fantasy.
deLilahBearess - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is the Best of the DeLilah Series ! But I know that (J-One) & ( J J ) are thundering from Heaven above, as BearHaters those PackerMen were . . .
Cubsnut1231 - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks guys
Rex - September 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you
Cubsnut1231 - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
is your name seriously Rex?
Tony Reali - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Jay Mariotti, would you PLEASE lay off of Rex!

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