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Song Parodies -> "Please Kill Rihanna!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Please Kill Rihanna!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Please kill Rihanna
That name sounded way too pity
Her career's been gone too far
Her music sucks but she looks pretty
We hate her
She made our minds go absurd
She's just a jerk

Please kill Rihanna
We must murder her this instant
We really don't want to approach
New songs we don't want to listen
So you know
Don't listen to her, we've been provoked
We hate her so

Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
She's a threat to me

Please kill Rihanna
She's been who's easy to hate
Because we don't wanna
Get infected by the Pon De Replay
Tell her "You suck!"
Are we totally out of luck?
Rihanna sucks!

Please kill Rihanna
There must be the end of her
Otherwise it's going to be another
Darn pop song disaster
She's gonna sprawl
We'll be sayin' she'd rather fall
She's 'bout to sprawl

Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me

Please kill Rihanna
She's gone too far, a threat to us
We must make her music career end
And we must murder her so we'll get through
She's a moron toward you
We must do whatever we need to
Please kill Rihanna, she hates you
She annoyed you

Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
Oh it's she's a threat to me
She's a threat to me

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 15

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Barry Wilson JR. - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
TSB, this is one of your better ones! Instead of the "Rihanna s**ks" line, "who gives a f***" is a LOT funnier, but some cred where cred is due. 555 cracks at ending her career. Proper use of duct tape. Finally you have come up with the masterpiece. Whoever shanked you on this song is probably some dumb 14 year old with braces, overweight, and has no life whatsoever.
Whatever you want to call me - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, stop with the violence. I know that many people can dislike a certain celeb, for being too annoying and all... but advocating violence, and bashing them to the tird degree, goes WAY over the line. Rianna is a person, just like you and me, and has feelings. She should be treated with dignity. I mean, how would you like it if someone slammed YOU to the third degree? You wouldn't like it one bit, I can tell you that. So enough with the bashing already.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Rihanna is proof that being hot doesn't necessarily go along with being talented. But advocating murder is going too far. Besides, she actually improved one of those songs: The original version of "Tainted Love" sucks a million, and hers is a lot better.
kaitlyn - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
hayyyy u r sooooo kool
Cody Slusher - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
HAHAHA. DO ANOTHER SONG A BOUT RIHANNA.Do a parody of Take a Bow or Umbrella.
Kate and Nicole - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
We like Rihanna but this was really funny. We like it a lot :)

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