Hey there Osama
It's the towers in New York City
You're ten thousand miles away
But you reduced us down to bitty
Chunks of steel
I can't begin to tell you how I feel
And so I deal

Hey there Osama
Bush is coming now to getcha
Take your Taliban and flee
Because if we go there and catch ya
Bring you here
Your end will be inopportunely near
It would appear

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama can't you see
We will never forget the
9/11 victims, see,
You've inflamed the whole country

Hey there Osama
I know that you had to run
We're coming for you, man
Somday we'll drag you out into the son
You'll have to come
Bakistan is letting us in some
You look quite dumb

Hey there Osama
How the heck did you escape
We pulled our troops instead to fight Saddam
While the UN sat and gaped
You're still at fault
I will not forget that day at all
9/11's call

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama did you see
Bush's stupidity
Invading a different country

With five years past, you're still not sacked
And with Afghanistan, Iraq
We're losing all our battles every day
All Europe's making fun of us
And we're not doing anything at all
To make Al-Qaeda go away
Osama, I can promise you
That if you came to the States that you
Could walk around and still not be detained
You'd have free rein

Hey there Osama
You be good and don't you blow up
Any more American buildings, it
Helps you and makes us throw up
At George Bush
You know it's all because of you
9/11 changed his thoughts anew

Hey there Osama we'll get you
Eventually

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama can't you see
Iraq was never meant to be
Without Bush and Giuliani
And of course Dick Cheney
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh