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Song Parodies -> "Creeping On Delilah"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Delilah"
Original Performer:
Plain White Tee's
Parody Song Title:
"Creeping On Delilah"
Parody Written by:
Jimmy Pearson
The Lyrics
Parody based upon the story behind "Hey There Delilah"
Hey there Delilah this is Tom and I'm your stalker
I've been watching you for months
But I don't have the balls to talk to you at all
So I'll just write you this love song
That's creepy huh?
Hey there Delilah when you shower you're so hot
But girl last night when you were shaving
I noticed you missed a spot but that's ok
'Cause I like 'em hairy anyway
so that's ok
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
What I would do to you
Hey there Delilah if you look outside your window
you will see me looking back at you
my hair moves as the wind blows over me
and I am sitting in your tree
I'm in your tree
Hey there delilah on the day I finally meet you
I will show you all my videos
I've got labels for each you'll be impressed
You'll tell me "Hey Tom you're the best."
And you know the rest
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
You don't like to be tied up in the bed of my pickup truck
I'm sorry girl but there's no other way
Delilah don't make fun of me 'cause I'm not packing much you see
And this will be the first time I get laid
Delilah I can promise you that by the time that we get through
Your sex life it will never be the same
And I'm to blame
Hey there delilah I do not know what I'm doing
But i've watched a lot of porno
So I know what I'm pursuing and it's good
They do the things I wish I could
I wish I could
Hey there Delilah I'll be walking by your house
I pray that some day
You will happen to come out and see me there
You'll walk up to me without a care
It will be like you always were there
I'll run my fingers through your hair
Your underwear
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
Ooohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh
uhh uh uh uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhhhh
I've been watching you for months
But I don't have the balls to talk to you at all
So I'll just write you this love song
That's creepy huh?
Hey there Delilah when you shower you're so hot
But girl last night when you were shaving
I noticed you missed a spot but that's ok
'Cause I like 'em hairy anyway
so that's ok
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
What I would do to you
Hey there Delilah if you look outside your window
you will see me looking back at you
my hair moves as the wind blows over me
and I am sitting in your tree
I'm in your tree
Hey there delilah on the day I finally meet you
I will show you all my videos
I've got labels for each you'll be impressed
You'll tell me "Hey Tom you're the best."
And you know the rest
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
You don't like to be tied up in the bed of my pickup truck
I'm sorry girl but there's no other way
Delilah don't make fun of me 'cause I'm not packing much you see
And this will be the first time I get laid
Delilah I can promise you that by the time that we get through
Your sex life it will never be the same
And I'm to blame
Hey there delilah I do not know what I'm doing
But i've watched a lot of porno
So I know what I'm pursuing and it's good
They do the things I wish I could
I wish I could
Hey there Delilah I'll be walking by your house
I pray that some day
You will happen to come out and see me there
You'll walk up to me without a care
It will be like you always were there
I'll run my fingers through your hair
Your underwear
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
Ooohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh
uhh uh uh uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhhhh
can be heard here... Jimmy Pearson Video Version
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Welcome to the site, Jimmy! Excellent parody and recording there; very funny. You ought to enter them into the competitions which can be found on www.inthe00s.com.
Listened to the YouTube link, kinda creepy, but Very Very Very Funny, I echo Red Ant's welcome, and hope to hear more from you, please also pimp your stuff out in the recording section of this site, it will get you some hits. You have a good voice for that kind of music, and your lyrics are very well rhymed and thought out, awesome job.
Oh yeah, and while I'm at it, you may want to check out the "AmIRight Idol" competition, you seem built for such a contest. . .
Thou art a natural! Ferral Fives for this great debut 'stalkmospheric' parody!
Crrepy & sleazy . . . yet , I still love the tune, and the 'Hey there' t heme !
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