Hey there Delilah this is Tom and I'm your stalker
I've been watching you for months
But I don't have the balls to talk to you at all
So I'll just write you this love song
That's creepy huh?

Hey there Delilah when you shower you're so hot
But girl last night when you were shaving
I noticed you missed a spot but that's ok
'Cause I like 'em hairy anyway
so that's ok

Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
What I would do to you

Hey there Delilah if you look outside your window
you will see me looking back at you
my hair moves as the wind blows over me
and I am sitting in your tree
I'm in your tree

Hey there delilah on the day I finally meet you
I will show you all my videos
I've got labels for each you'll be impressed
You'll tell me "Hey Tom you're the best."
And you know the rest

Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you

You don't like to be tied up in the bed of my pickup truck
I'm sorry girl but there's no other way
Delilah don't make fun of me 'cause I'm not packing much you see
And this will be the first time I get laid
Delilah I can promise you that by the time that we get through
Your sex life it will never be the same
And I'm to blame

Hey there delilah I do not know what I'm doing
But i've watched a lot of porno
So I know what I'm pursuing and it's good
They do the things I wish I could
I wish I could

Hey there Delilah I'll be walking by your house
I pray that some day
You will happen to come out and see me there
You'll walk up to me without a care
It will be like you always were there
I'll run my fingers through your hair
Your underwear

Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
Oh what I would do to you
UHH UHH Oh what I would do to you
Ooohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh
uhh uh uh uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhhhh