But since I haven't got a brand new girlfriend
Although I was deserved to act real macho just then
No one dated me, my cousins hated me
I was always in a fight but I can't do something right

Everytime I waged a war against my ego
I've been tried at being totally social
But something's wrong with myself

Don't get me horny
So better off not warn me
It's bad when you expose yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be straight anymore
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else, yeah

Although I was very alone
But an unexpected orgy might be shown
I'm lucky that I have a pet armadillo
You know his name isn't Corey

Is this, is this the start of my mysogyny?
Can't be like some certain someone else
Well, something's wrong with myself

Don't get me horny
You must try not to warn me
It's bad when you distract yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be straight anymore
I wanna be somebody else

Trust me, trust me, hope I'm afraid of some women
Even I'd hardly handled myself
Don't get me horny

Don't get me horny
Nobody ever warned me
Upon just annoying myself
So irritating
Don't wanna be straight anymore
I wanna be somebody else