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Song Parodies -> "Dear Ms Pink"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Mr. President"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Ms Pink"

Parody Written by:

Paskkal

The Lyrics

George Bushes revenge on Pink.
Dear Ms. Pink
Come and take a walk with me
Let´s pretend we´re two grown men and
you´re not weaker than me-
I´d like to give you some punches if I may speak honestly.
What do you feel when you see all your beat-out teeth on the street?
What kinda anodyne will you take before you go to sleep?
What will you feel when you dare to look in the mirror ?
Are you pretty?


How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ?
How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ?
How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly
Can you even look at me with blackened eyes?
Or even cry?

Dear Ms. Pink,
Were you a pretty girl?
You´ll be a defaced girl
You´ll be a defaced girl

How can you say any tooth will be left behind
You´re not pretty,you´re not my kind (Schorschi,you can also sing: "you´re dumb and you´re fake blond)
I´d be hitting you,I can tell
with a paving stone if you fell
What kinda father wouldn´t bring you to the slaughter,right away?
And what kinda father wouldn´t hate you as your daughter looking so gay?
I can only imagine that your nose will be my first aim
You´ve been way too long on VH-1 and MTV

How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ?
How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ?
How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly
Can you even look at me with blackened eyes?


Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks
Maximum plague with with a micro on your way
Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks
You´ll be rebuilding your house after I bombed it away
Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks
You´ll be building your crutches out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks
hard knocks,hard knocks
yeah !
How do you sleep at night?
How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly
Dear Ms Pink,
you´d never take a walk with me.
Fuck you.
Actually,I built a story around it: George Bush asked me for help ! ..> ..> As some of you know,I know a lot of people,like,for instance,George Bush. So he calls me from time to time. Yesterday he seemed to be a little upset,so I figured something out. Here´s the dialogue: Rrrrring. Hello? GB: Hi Pasi,this is Georgie ! I : Hi Schorschi ( I call him "Schorschi",it´s German for "Georgie")! S: How´s the breeding going ? I: Fine,How´s the policts going? S:Well...you know...not very good...I don´t wanna beat around the bush: in fact,I´m not in the pink. There´s this stupid slut that sings this song "Dear Mr. President" about me.She pisses me off.She´s trouble in my town.Actually ,she´s trouble in my whole country. I could kick her ass.Yes,I think I´m gonna do it today.I´m gonna kill her.I´m not here for her entertainement,it´s just me and my fist tonight. I: Waitwaitwait,Schorschi...murder isn´t the answer.I think I can help you. S: That´s why I called.I knew you´d help me. I: Schorschi,I´m gonna write a song for YOU,if you give me an hour or two. S:Fine.But hurry!It´s time for me to fight back.I´m gonna pink her bush !I´m coming up so we better get this party started ! I: Ok,I ´ll call you when I´m done. So I took the original lyrics of Pink´s "Dear Mr. president" and made some changes... First of all,here´s the original: Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me. Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me. I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street? Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep? What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Are you proud? How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why? Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell. What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away? And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay? I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine. How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye? Let me tell you 'bout hard work Minimum wage with a baby on the way Let me tell you 'bout hard work Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away Let me tell you 'bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box Let me tell you 'bout hard work Hard work Hard work You don't know nothing 'bout hard work Hard work Hard work Oh How do you sleep at night? How do you walk with your head held high? Dear Mr. President, You'd never take a walk with me. Would you? and here´s my version for Schorschi: Dear Ms. Pink Come and take a walk with me Let´s pretend we´re two grown men and you´re not weaker than me- I´d like to give you some punches if I may speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all your beat-out teeth on the street? What kinda anodyne will you take before you go to sleep? What will you feel when you dare to look in the mirror ? Are you pretty? How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ? How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly´ Can you even look at me with blackened eyes? Or even cry? Dear Ms. Pink, Were you a pretty girl? You´ll be a defaced girl You´ll be a defaced girl How can you say any tooth will be left behind You´re not pretty,you´re not my kind (Schorschi,you can also sing: "you´re dumb and you´re fake blond) I´d be hitting you,I can tell with a paving stone if you fell What kinda father wouldn´t bring you to the slaughter,right away? And what kinda father wouldn´t hate you as your daughter looking so gay? I can only imagine that your nose will be my first aim You´ve been way too long on VH-1 and MTV How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ? How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly Can you even look at me with blackened eyes? Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks Maximum plague with with a micro on your way Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks You´ll be rebuilding your house after I bombed it away Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks You´ll be building your crutches out of a cardboard box Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks hard knocks,hard knocks yeah ! How do you sleep at night? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly Dear Ms Pink, you´d never take a walk with me. Fuck you.

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Tim Hall - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Why?
Katie - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Uh, that's really not very good. It's not witty or amusing in any way. "What will you feel when you dare to look in the mirror ? Are you pretty?" Gosh, insulting her looks. How intelligent and thought-provoking! "How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ?" Oh, that is just so bad. You were obviously struggling to write anything worth reading so you made a mundane statement that has no relevance to anything at all. Whether you agree with her or not, when Pink wrote Dear Mr President she was making a strong statement about something she believes in. This distasteful piece of trash only serves to paint the President as a terrorist and a thug ("You´ll be rebuilding your house after I bombed it away"), so if you wanted some revenge, you didn't achieve it. Please keep your opinions to yourself unless you can express them in a form that isn't comprised almost entirely of suggestions of terrorism and thuggery.
Paskkal - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
No,I won´t :-D
Paskkal - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Uh,I forgot: I sent this to pink over myspace. She read it and didn´t add me as a friend... I guess,she wasn´t amused,either... :-D
Therapist - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You really should come see me Paskkal. . .all that hate inside you is unhealthy--it's ok not to like Pink or any band/artist. . .but suggesting they are about to die because you don't agree with her is unhealthy and sick--and even the Republican President you seem to love so very much would not approve of lyrics like this.
Paskkal - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL...how stupid can someone be ? I guess we both know WHO has to see a therapist... :-D :-D
Let me tell you bout RESPONSIBILITY - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
this song does not need to be made fun of........it does that all by itself. Everytime it plays it shows everyone with a functioning brain just how ignorant and unintelligent PINK really is. Poor think she confuses HARD WORK with undesirable consequences of poor decisions.
Whatever - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Well for one I read this and your a dumb arse why dont you listen sometime and of course you should probably be crawling in a ditch and withering. your pathetic I mean seriously you must have no life to be sitting there and insulting songs they wrote! You really must spend your life doing this tell me do you build your bed out of a cradboard box?
Shay Weiss - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
president George .W. Bush & his staff. This message has to go all over the country and especially in synagogues. This is the time to put on the car & out of doors the American flag proudly outside the hose to supporting our services troops. However the USA at war with the terrorist every day & everywhere in the world Thanks to the US Troops soldiers & President George W .Bush we have a freedom a liberty & plenty of rope to live good & vintage in the USA. Where is the UN? The UN needs to fight the war against the terror & not the USA. We must bomb the terror facilities instantly at once & for allLet them-terrorist be dread from the USAonce and for all. Every now and then we see the terrorist in the TV in their marches & camps why we do not destroyed them in Iran & Syria. Take the fighting to them and do not hesitate! Where is all the association of human rights for the lost of the innocent people that died from terrorists? This is the time that Europe & the UN should close or shut down the mosques in response to the Terrorism. In addition to lower the voice of the prayer of the Mosques in Europe there is now religion that is so noisy for the public such as the Arabians. Enough we do not need to be dread from them. We have to make a stop to their lunatics & to their terrorism. From: SHAY WEISS MIAMI BEACH FL USA
diana - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Pink's myspace is probably not managed by herself, but by her manager and stuff. Just a guess. She probably doesn't have the time. the pace of this was poor. You took a lot of lines from Pink's song, which screams unoriginal to me, but that was probably your intention. Ah well. As for what you write - well I do consider offensive parodies poor taste, but that's my problem. Many make them. The real problem is, if you truly know Bush and made it for him as you claim, it just serves as proof Pink & all the anti-Bush folks are right. Your best "revenge" or rather, response, would have been for him to take this with dignity and not threaten a singer like any semi-illiterate guy could. People don't want to be led by a sensitive guy who threatens to kill for the slightest kick to his ego.
Spoof-Man - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Why wright this?!!

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