Checkin' out, lookin' out, for the fat guys
Lookin' dumb, like a bum, it's a dog fight
I don' t care, I don't know, that I'm gonna belch, tonight
At the store we all fart like we're foghorns
In the isle six shelves overloadin'
That's when Cheetos spilt all over, the carpet
I'm not here for your cash register
You don't really wanna make me belch right now
Just stop and take a minute
You were fine before I walked into your store
'Cause you know that you're dead
And I'm a hog
Keep your change just give me the Fritos
It's just you and your cash tonight

Midnight Mickey Ds open 'til one
Wanna eat by myself guess I'll get the gas
Don't stare, back up, I am the one who'll fart
Listen up I'm not a dieteer
You can say what you want to the cashier
Just let me take a dump right now...ow
I'm not here for your diet soda
You don't really wanna make me fat tonight
Just stop and take a minute
I was fine before you ate my fish fillet
'Cause you know it was sick
And was full of crap
Keep your food just give me the pesos
It's just you and your face tonight

We're in the corner with some guy you give him two ants
The next guy that walks by will get a kick in the pants
We didn't say it just for all of you to see
Quit sayin' that you have to go pee
We think you are
Hi five in ramblin'
But you're gonna yap alone aren't ya?
'Cause I'm not here for your lame excuses
You don't really wanna eat those tater tots
Just stop and take a minute
I was fine before you played my PS3
'Cause you know you're jealous
And I'm outraged
Keep your thoughts just get outta my house
It's just you and your mouth tonight

I hate to keep repeatin' this verse
You know this seriously ticks me off tonight
Just stop this idiot song
I was fine before makin' the lyrics
'Cause you know they're stupid
And they're friggin' dumb
I beg you just kill this song right now
It's just you and your crap tonight