-> "U + Ur Toys"
Original Song Title:
"U + Ur Hand" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"U + Ur Toys"
Parody Written by:
U and Ur Toys (remix)
Heading out, stopping by Wendy’s late night
Lovin life, eating right, don’t need a knife
I can tell, I just know, this is comin up, tonight
At the door we wait cause we don’t blow them
At the bar just beers keeps us grinnin
That's when buttaface started grindin on me
But ya see
We weren’t here for your entertainment
Didn’t ever wanna fuck with you tonight
Just stop and take a second
Didn’t come here looking for my future wife
'Cause that’s my range rover, and that’s your van.
You don’t think your ugly hunny?
It's just you and your toys tonight
Midnight still drunk, you’re a sloppy fuck
Have to dance by yourself cause you really suck
Don't touch, back up, I'm about to run
Listen up it's just not happenin'
You can say what you want to your butch friends
Just let me get drunk and fight...aiight
You're in the bathroom with your girls, you bet them five bucks
You'd get the guy that just walked in, but you’re an ugly fuck
We need to get all messed up ‘fore its you we see
So start spilling your drinks in me
You know you are
Five five and small tits
Look like you got hit by a stone
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