Song Parodies -> Sulu
| Original Song Title: | "Who Knew" |
| Original Performer: | Pink |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sulu" |
| Parody Written by: | The_Flamingo |
This is a parody of Pink's "Who Knew" about Sulu's affection toward's the captain and how the captain doesn't like his advances on him. There is some pacing problems, but I hope you enjoy it. NOTE: Just in case some people think this song is offensive in anyway, I don't hold anything against gays. I think they're a great people and I applaud the actor who play's Sulu for coming out. I just find it a funny thought if Sulu did come on to the captain.
You beamed me up
While in a dress
You’re not into Deanna Troi
You like
Worf, yeah
I saw the look
That you gave me
Like Liberace
Blow me kisses
On the
Bridge, yeah
You want to grab my big laser
And fire it!
You took off your uniform
On top of my bed
Grab the KY
Touching my asteroids
And black hole!
Sulu
You want to dock your ship in my bay
You came from the planet Gay
You like
Strong men
You want me to taste your egg roll
Sorry, I don’t like Chinese food!
Now get back to work.
Something in your pants is on the rise
On the Enterprise
You just came out of the closet
You’re looking like
Farrah Fawcett
You want to give me a
Big spanking
Sulu
Oh, queen
There’s a stain on your uniform
And I don’t think its mayo
Craptastic
I’ll give you an order
Please wear underwear around me
That’s nasty
Please do not hit me with that whip
S&M bitch
I bet you’ll always bottom
You don’t get turned on
By Dolly Parton
You’ve got an itch
Is it Syphilis?
Go to hell Star Wars
We have got
Our own whore
My drink better not be spiked
You are not
Getting with the
Captain of the ship tonight
The ships’ gay
Sulu
The ship’s gay
The ship’s gay
Sulu
The ship’s gay
Get away
The ship’s gay
Sulu
Sulu
While in a dress
You’re not into Deanna Troi
You like
Worf, yeah
I saw the look
That you gave me
Like Liberace
Blow me kisses
On the
Bridge, yeah
You want to grab my big laser
And fire it!
You took off your uniform
On top of my bed
Grab the KY
Touching my asteroids
And black hole!
Sulu
You want to dock your ship in my bay
You came from the planet Gay
You like
Strong men
You want me to taste your egg roll
Sorry, I don’t like Chinese food!
Now get back to work.
Something in your pants is on the rise
On the Enterprise
You just came out of the closet
You’re looking like
Farrah Fawcett
You want to give me a
Big spanking
Sulu
Oh, queen
There’s a stain on your uniform
And I don’t think its mayo
Craptastic
I’ll give you an order
Please wear underwear around me
That’s nasty
Please do not hit me with that whip
S&M bitch
I bet you’ll always bottom
You don’t get turned on
By Dolly Parton
You’ve got an itch
Is it Syphilis?
Go to hell Star Wars
We have got
Our own whore
My drink better not be spiked
You are not
Getting with the
Captain of the ship tonight
The ships’ gay
Sulu
The ship’s gay
The ship’s gay
Sulu
The ship’s gay
Get away
The ship’s gay
Sulu
Sulu
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OMG! *laughs maniacally* That was hilarious lol good work
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