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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Vivarin and My Mother"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To Vivarin and My Mother"

Parody Written by:

Ms. Gradzilla

The Lyrics

She said to do whatever it takes to ace my finals. I did. To very vomitous effects.
I'm lyin' here on the floor with a textbook
This year has been too much
I'm dying here, what have I done?
You know this isn't fun
Took a whole pack of Vivarin, and it really made me twitch,
I can't go to my final, rather die in a ditch
Because I tried to please my mom again again the perfectionist bitch,
I gotta get outta here, and graduate

Just as fast as I can
College far away
far away from all her frustrated fears
And I swear with four caffiene pills
Though my grades are now better, I am mentally ill
I am mentally ill

Get up and crawl to the class with the final
This feels like a bad trip
Bright little yellow pills, haven't slept in days
Maybe I should get some help

Took a whole pack of Vivarin, and it really made me twitch,
I can't go to my final, rather die in a ditch
Because I tried to please my mom again again the perfectionist bitch,
I gotta get outta here, and graduate

Just as fast as I can
College far away
far away from all her frustrated fears
And I swear with four caffiene pills
Though my grades are now better, I am mentally ill
I am mentally ill

Run just as fast as I can
Go to school far away
Far away from all her frustrated fears
And I swear on four caffeine pills
Though my pre-cal grade's better better, I am physically ill
I am physically ill.

Took a whole pack of Vivarin, and it really made me twitch,
I can't go to my final, rather die in a ditch
Because I tried to please my mom again again the perfectionist bitch,
I gotta get outta here, and graduate

Run just as fast as I can
Go to school far away
Far away from all her frustrated fears
And I swear on four caffeine pills
Though my pre-cal grade's better better, I am mentally ill
I am thoroughly ill.

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baby-PINKx - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
i think pinks is 100% betta

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