Get This Shower Started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started

To get the shower started, first turn off the light
Light up some candles to set the mood right
If your showers big enough invite some friends
You can shower with them 'till the hot water ends
I got lots of towels stole them from a hotel
I put them on EBay but they would not sell

I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started

When the girls come over take their shoes off their feet
Straighten up the couch so they at least have a seat
If your place is stinkin' their stay will never last
I'll be laughing out loud while they hit the door fast
No one will be with you, not even your friend
Not one will reply to the invites you send

I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
Get the shower started

I put my rubber ducky on top of the door
I forgot and shut it he fell on the floor
I backed up and stepped on him, he made a big squeak
I felt real sorry; I think I broke his beak
I'll be in the shower at least until nine
Don't waste your water you can come and use mine

I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
I'm Dirty Al so you better get this shower started
Get this shower started
Get this shower started right now
Get this shower started
Get this shower started
Get this shower started right now