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Song Parodies -> "Emo Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Emo Girls"

Parody Written by:

SpikieSkeleton

The Lyrics

This song is bout the shit emo kids do...
Stupid Girls, Stupid Girl, Stupid Girls

Maybe if I act like that,
My parents will think I'm a nerd
Then I'll can spend all their fucking cash
I don't wanna be an emo girl

Go down town at the shops you'll find'em there
Crying out loud, then all the lil' people'll stare
Dreaming 'bout have a boyfriend as Pierre Bouvier
(Almost gay)
What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's sobbing in a video, next to Gerard Way
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny weeny tees
Where, oh, where had the smart people gone?
Where, oh, where could them be?

Maybe if I act like that,
My parents will think I'm a nerd
Then I'll can spend all their fucking cash
I don't wanna be an emo girl

Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping by side my huge bang
Pink stripes for my scene hair
I don't wanna be an emo girl

(break it down now)
Diesease's growin' it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes that now teens have value
But they are preety much the same fuck
I'm so glad, there's people to kill'em
Mettal rockers and punks
They can't grow, if they do they'll kill us,
Like the preps had already done
Disasters all around, world dispaired
Their only concern:
"Will they fuck up my hair?"

Maybe if I act like that,
My parents will think I'm a nerd
Then I'll can spend all their fucking cash
I don't wanna be an emo girl

Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping by side my huge bang
Pink stripes for my scene hair
I don't wanna be an emo girl

[Girl crying, talking to another girl]
"I tried hard, I cut my wirst with an raisor, and a knife, and a compass, but people don't stare at me!!
Kiss me! [kiss]
Someone look at us!! We're bisexual!!"

(do yaw thing, do yaw thing, do yaw thing,
I like this, like this, like this)

"Pretty, now I'll fuck you girl,
Babe, you can suck my uhh,
as long as I suck his uhh"
Stupid Girl!
"Pretty, now I'll fuck you girl,
Babe, you can suck my uhh,
as long as I suck his uhh"
Stupid Girl, Stupid Girl!

Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping by side my huge bang,
Pink stripes for my scene hair,
Stupid Girl!

Maybe if I act like that,
My parents will think I'm a nerd
Then I'll can spend all their fucking cash
I don't wanna be an emo girl

Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping by side my huge bang
Pink stripes for my scene hair
I don't wanna be an emo girl

Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping by side my huge bang,
Pink stripes for my scene hair,
Stupid Girl!

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Ehhhh - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
What's up with ChuckyG these days? He just lets anything through, regardless of language?
# - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree, this website has become utter crap recently, and if this comment is removed then my comment is correct.

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